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WSM DVDs, @alexiskn, Keanu Cold Fusion

by Brian on April 14, 2009

in Books,Brad Radby,Bruce Willis,Girls,Twilight,WSM?

Okay, these long-lost DVDs go back out today – the list: Drew, Tim, Dan, Gabe, Jeremiah, Eddie, and Yubo.

Those are all the ones that returned to me, just about two months after they were originally sent. Once again, way to go Post Office.

So @ColleenBurns‘ friend down in Orlando is @alexiskn, and while I promised her I’d name my band At Alexis Kay Enn, this doesn’t satisfy her raw, savage craving for my attention:

@alexiskn @TheNoLookPass woohoo!!! cant wait til i start gettin’ some love, too! (AHEM @brianspaeth!)

@alexiskn bored. laundry. tummy ache. and for the record, mad props to baked potatoes (.com)

Now, while @ColleenBurns is gaining on my list of favorite Twitter girls, never, ever forget that @halfbee29, @kelliesimpson, and @MelissaPR are 3 of the 4 top seeds in the inevitable tournament.

(Prediction: @halfbee29 will request removal from anything to do with this by the end of the day.)

This @alexiskn is interesting in her own right, though – don’t write her off as an @ColleenBurns wing-girl. Check out her profile:

i love my dog, cheese, robots, wine, movies, feather pillows, clive owen, texas, typography, museums, macs, beaches, dirk nowitzki and LOST. i hate purple.

Minus the dog and museum, everything’s looking nice – I’ll bet she doesn’t even know I had an adventure in Texas last year, or that I have a horsey named Pencils.

Like, @alexiskn and me could hang out and talk about Lost, movies, robots, and fonts for hours, providing she locked her dog in the closet.

That said, I’d really like to see how she reacts to me putting a photo of @ColleenBurns in her post. I couldn’t help it…I love when girls wear glasses, even if they apparently love Twilight, and are standing next to JJ Reddick while he’s having high blood pressure.

@alexiskn, in sharp contrast, hates Twilight, like normal people do.

Finally, just so this isn’t completely about other people, go read up on the latest from Brad Radby, 2001′s Dragon’s Game, Back 2 Back.

Keanu is back as the President once again, and this time it’s gonna be even harder for Bruce Willis’s Hank Dragon to stop him from launching all his cold fusion missiles.

When they get to the Iraq, they go undercover to find out the truth, and when they do, it’s even worse than they thought, because the cold fusion missiles are huge. Bruce decides that this time it’s personal, and he’s going to punch Keanu harder than ever, and everyone will know the truth about their bad guy President.

By the way, I don’t know why people buy books that are on the internet for free, but it seems to be working for me so far.

(Follow me on Twitter here.)
(Download the first 55 pages of my epic, pretentious, and stupid book, Prelude to a Super Airplane, here.)

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  • Meh. Bring back some Skree! Por favor.

    @jordi thinks things were better @yay!

    BTW, I am sad. I was never introduced to @alexis, even though she lives like an hour away. Sadness @me.
  • Things aren't going well unless people are complaining about the content.
  • Greg Odens tonsils
    MORE COWBELL!
  • wow, i just figured it out! raison rondo! (assuming you use the french pronunciation, raw-shawn). now my new favorite player.
  • It was all going so well.
  • it was until you tried to make this blog into your own personal dating service...
  • Oh c'mon that's hardly a recent development!
  • I guess the match.com guarantee isn't enough... you have to writering and posting pictures of you being yoked in order to pick up chicks...

    I would've written you a testimonial, like I did for my pathetic roommate once so she could pick up a dude...

    only hopefully in your case, it'd be a chick. unless you're in to dudes, not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • 2 points for boney, 2 points for brian, one point for rawndo.
  • becky_b
    This might be your most effective blog suicide yet.
  • Too many symbols and abbreviated words. I must refrain until you all hone your grammar skills and delete a few (ahem, all) exclamation points.
  • hear, hear!
  • Yet you didn't capitalize your sentence.
  • yeah, i am not about to start capitalizing on the internet. you failed to denote his sentence fragment as well.
  • I'm trying to be complex.
  • wait a minute... what the hell is going on here?

    At YAYSports! it was all dudes, except becky.
    At the other mystery site it was like 3 people, all dudes.
    At this site, the dudes that have followed you around like a nomad are discarded and 2 chicks step in and take over the damn place...you don't even speak of becky anymore, and I'm too afraid to request her friendship on facebook for fear I'd be labeled a stalker!

    this is like a bad episode of Full House where Uncle Jessie comes in and tells us all we need to play nice, but I don't see Uncle Jessie or Kimmie Gibler...
  • wow!!
    i really dont think anyone ever wanted Kimmie around, nor do we now. she was such a tattle tail.
  • Beck is @halfbee29

    This is more the site I've always wanted - just think - soon you can be in the minority as a guy.
  • I feel like I'm already in the minority
  • shouldn't you be dead, lefty?

    just kidding!
  • So does that make you DJ? Your allegories confuse me Boney
  • I'd like to be Michelle, because then there'd be 2 of me and I'd be cute and say

    "You're in trouble, Mister!"
  • Greg Odens tonsils
    DJ was a chunkster.
  • What kind of party is this? Uninvited? Whatever. Crash.
  • i can not stop laughing over the Chris Hansen comment LOL
  • I come in and you're like, "Hey, would you like some lemonade? I made cookies, hang on, I'll go get them."
  • the chick in Atlanta lured the gentlemen in the house with sweet tea...

    mmm sweet tea
  • "but wait, you can't have cookies until you get naked."
  • Hey, yay Dallas
  • You guys should start dating and get lost on the insanity that is the Dallas road system when she gets there.
  • hahaha!! yay Dallas! YeeHaw Dirk for President!!
  • Greg Odens tonsils
    Brian you have an unhealthy interest for this twitter thing you speak of. And these woman are all Chris Hansen, they have chat logs to prove it.
  • shoot she is at least 5-10. my picture of me in glasses with the white devil makes me look the same height, and i am 6-1
  • I for one am looking forward to seeing how far this whole game goes. Why, I have no clue, probably cause its more interesting than impending finals doom? On 2nd note, WSM? lives, buckets. While I know you the old days have died, is it wrong to hope for a considerable uptick in playoff talk, even if its buried w/in Twitter conversations? It's slowly been building, let the NBA love run free Brian
  • Eddie this is what I always wanted in a blog -

    I would guess I may drop in some NBA stuff, but only if I can find things to say that nobody else is. Perhaps my raw, savage emotions will suffice.
  • It just occured to me I forgot a few words in the last one...oops. The randomness is what makes it fun, I'm just hoping some of it is NBA flavored. I understand the need for originality as most thing you find 8 times over out there somewhere, for some reason I dont think that will be much of an issue given your track record.
  • my icon of me and jameer and my pic with JJ is not NBA enough?
  • Admittedly couldn't tell the icon. What can I say? I'm insatiable
  • you dont beg cuz you have a lovely 22 yr old flirting with you at work AND a date with Tony tonight!!! i get to sit at home by myself all day. :'( waaaahhhh!
    hahahaha j/k! and yes, HOS BEFORE BROS!!!! :) @alexiskn <3s @ColleenBurns!!
  • Why are you home all day?
  • I think the more important question is...

    Who is this Tony person?
  • unemployment, FTW!!
    (hence my upcoming move to Dallas)
  • screw u, i am normal.

    note: i have perfect vision but wear fake glasses sometimes, does that turn you off? and alexis, thanks for trying to call me out, you know i tell everyone they are fake. you can have brian, no need to get mean with me, I AM YOUR GIRL!!! HOES BEFORE BROS REMEMBER??? SO yes, this is our first fight, however, sunday night was close when i wasn't understanding your question and you yelled at me ;o) heart you!!!!!!!!!

    PS, brian, notice i don't beg for posts or ask when my next installment is like Alexis does ;o)
    (insert cat snarl)
  • wow!
    ok, first of all, i always thought that you naming your band "At Alexis Kay En" would be the coolest thing EVER!! for reals.
    second: OMG i got a blog post that's mostly about me!! how cool is that?!

    now, i really need to clear something up. @ColleenBurns's glasses are FAKE and i actually happen to wear REAL glasses! she's so deceptive!! (want proof? here's me with my glasses: http://bit.ly/gHQm5 and me with fake glasses, if you prefer that: http://bit.ly/o5qg )

    also, i seriously have the sweetest and cutest dog on the planet!!! so im a little hurt by your words about him. but i guess ill let it slide for now. but really! how could you not love this face?? http://bit.ly/QSFd

    @ColleenBurns keeps wondering when we're going to have our first friend fight. im gonna predict it will be an internet-based virtual fight for your attention.

    anyway, thaaaankks!!! that was fun!! when's my next installment? ;)
  • I like the real glasses - any pictures in or around cubicles frighten me, however.

    I'm scared of dogs - it's my mom's fault.

    I've worn fake glasses before, also _ I think it's exciting to lie about having vision problems.
  • hahahaha!
    (not gonna lie, I wore fake glasses too, when i was like 14, before i had to get real glasses - because you're right, it is totally exciting to lie about having vision problems.)
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