Well my running happened at Mosquito Junction and that’s not like the TV show at all and maybe that’s their trick.

Like on the cartoon the hero kids do their wind sprints and the mosquitos are like, “Hey kids. Come in here to our junction because there is a nice lake to run by and you can have your emotions because of how beautiful it is and we’ll teach you to spell. Also, hello.”

Well in real life it is a long con and they just want to take bites of you and the bites are mostly on your legs and there are 40 of them that you can see.

The only way to fix that is to make your internet start working for you and you can pay it with nice hugs maybe.

One of the most effective home remedies you can use is banana peel.

Get the peelings of a banana and rub the inside part to the affected area for a few seconds up to a minute. Swelling and itching almost always immediately disappears. Put the banana in the fridge or make a banana milkshake so that the fruit will not go to waste.

Thanks for that good job tip on how not to be a wasteful guy who is also a cool stud.

Also it worked and I smell like bananas and that’s a haha moment because of how I had so much itching I did that right in the grocery store and also when it didn’t work fast enough I tried a cantaloupe and some non-salted Rold Gold pretzel rods, so maybe it was the trifecta that did made my itching stop.

One of the words they teach on Mosquito Junction is door.