When @jenn85 Was Happier

By On September 25, 2009 · 9 Comments · In Girls, Twitter, WSM?

While most of my time this week was spent in anticipation of Surrogates, one portion was spent buying shoes for @jenn85 on Twitter.

A lot of stuff happened and then happened some more. The end result of a long story was the following:

Brian Spaeth
How tumultuous is that.

I’m not one to air my personal problems in public – I’m much more into promoting my numerous fake marriages – but this was tough on my heart.

And I’m talking about the one that has feelings, not the much more machine-like and functional organ.

What do you think about everything on Earth.

 
  • http://twitter.com/milquetoast7 [redacted]

    This reminds me of those tee shirts that say like “Mrs. Kutcher” and crap. So should I change my Twitname to Mrs.APLusk and what does that even mean.

    I think everything on Earth revolves around space station satellites.

  • MCBias

    Oh…I really can't say anything anymore, ha. I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to introduce her to the sports blogosphere, haha, but the good kind of mistake. I'd try to make more sense, but I'm falling asleep at my desk and asdfasdghfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I don't think about anything. — My shower is broken.

  • korvn

    I'm against it, but mostly because I think everything should be done in moderation. Like, if a lot of people are have brown hair, but not EVERYONE has brown hair. A lot of people are 29 years old, but not EVERYONE is 29 years old. A lot of things have stains, but not EVERYTHING has stains.

    And being on things can be dangerous, like when all of your friends are on meth, and that's scary. So if not only everyone, but EVERYTHING was on Earth, I'm probably against it. What are my thoughts on Everything on Earth, no, sir, I don't like it.

  • Jizzqus

    All my dreams, torn asunder :(

  • http://www.twitter.com/mfeige mfeige

    I don't think about anything. — My shower is broken.

  • korvn

    I'm against it, but mostly because I think everything should be done in moderation. Like, if a lot of people have brown hair, but not EVERYONE has brown hair. A lot of people are 29 years old, but not EVERYONE is 29 years old. A lot of things have stains, but not EVERYTHING has stains.

    And being on things can be dangerous, like when all of your friends are on meth, and that's scary. So if not only everyone, but EVERYTHING was on Earth, I'm probably against it. What are my thoughts on Everything on Earth, no, sir, I don't like it.

  • Jizzqus

    All my dreams, torn asunder :(

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