Well, for the first time in my adult life, I’ve registered to vote. (I registered 14 times when I was sixteen – it didn’t even work once.)

No, it wasn’t this unbelievably pretentious celebrity voting video that made me do it, nor was it a girl.

It was simply that Barack Obama’s campaign made it possible for me to register online really, really, really simply.

Now, as soon as they join me here in 2008, and make it this easy to actually do the voting online, I’ll go do it.

Whatever happens, I’ll never wear a sticker, because other people knowing whether I vote or not isn’t their business.

Honestly, if you seriously care whether I vote or not, I have a question for you: have you ever not voted? Because I have, maybe. At least 17 times, in fact.

That’s why I talk about it on here, so everyone can know for sure whether I did or did not vote, which I have or have not either ever, or every single year.

As it stands now, I’ve probably only set myself up for jury duty, which I’ll either skip or send one of my stand-ins to.