Turtlecalls is a thriving business I run that’s no more complicated than what’s described right here.

for two (2) dollars i will call your friend or enemy or boss or whoever and pretend to be a turtle for up to two (2) minutes

i am the first and best company for your turtlecall needs – the copycats may be cheaper but they barely even sound like real turtles

There’s more info on the home page, including purchase links for the full line of turtlecall options.

Turtlecalls was conceived by a relative of mine in 1961, finally launched in late 2010 and began running daily in January 2011. Below are a few examples.