Time Zones

“Hey, what time is it where you are?”

This is what I asked everyone I saw yesterday at the store.

Even when I would see two people together, I’d ask one person, and then ask the person they were with the same thing.

One time, both people answered, and I looked at them in a confused manner, checked the time on my phone, and then removed the confusion from my face.

I showed them the phone, which was set to a different time zone than theirs.

It was a double paradox confusion – not only did it appear we were in different time zones, but there was still no reason for me to ask both of them.

When this all happened, I was seeing Clash of Some Titans, so I wasn’t even in a store at all, but a movie theater.

This is why the couple was confused, and I convinced them the time had changed during the movie, and they better get with some daylight savings.

I wrote this (including picture) in exactly 3:57, proving that anyone has time to keep their blog updated.

That’s actually a really good idea for a blog – like fourminuteblog.com or something. I hate my brain, ugh.