Sometimes I like to read about me on Twitter in a way that is like I am not me.

That means a pretend friendship with myself and there’s that Twitter.

Okay so I don’t even know what I was trying to say but here is a Tweet and I like it and also I made it.

The best part about #starbucks today was when I yelled “Hey does anyone know Carrie Underwood’s website?”
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android

Also after I said that I did my Great Britain voice and said some words to my person next to me and those words were, “Hey do you want to come to my house and take pretentious pictures of me with my phone and it’s an Android phone and it does widescreen.”

So that’s like a fable and how the picture at the start happened and it comes in color if you give me your money dollars.

Only at Kinkos.

 
  • GregOdenstonsils

    Is Detective Riggs in season 2 of the wire?

  • worstfan

    Hey in that facial hair are you getting ready to play a real serious part or maybe some kind of Jesus? lol

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    I am writing something that is running at 60-70% serious at the moment. I
    can't tell if I'm pulling it off or not. Lol