Things I Would Say At 17 Year-Old Me

So I was falling down at my Sidewalk Tweetup and my phone went to this blogsite web post about things this booty would tell her 17 year-old self and I started rolling around on the sidewalk thinking about my list.

So here are the things I would say to the me that is 17 and these are in an order that is not particular for you.

Oh also I grouped them in a way that is how I think the conversation might go.

- Keep working and your muscles will happen to you.

- I guess one day you will have a time machine and do this too.
- Don’t make any paradoxes happen, like come to see you tomorrow and not that the same time I’m here right now.

- Sell PCBM at 1.90 cause the next day it’s going to have one of those bad days and go to .00019 and stay there forever.
- Just stay away from penny stocks in general maybe?

- Hey can I cut you on your arm and then like we will see if a scar appears on my arm in real-time.

- Look what I did to our shoulder with a tattoo. lol

- You should invent Twitter and get money dollars for doing it.
- Also you need to make up Lost and Gossiping Girls because people love those shows.

- That time you break your face – don’t do that one. Also that’s a spoiler so I can’t tell you when that happens.

- One day Bill Walton will play your daddy in a movie.
- Oops spoiler space – sorry about that one, Lil’ Bri.
- Can I call you Lil’ Bri.
- Hey Lil’ Bri we should go see Mom and Dad right now and give them heart attacks. lol

- Where is our girlfriend and is it weird if I go on an excitement date with her tonight.

Those are all the ones I can think of right now but maybe I will do another part to the list later.

Would you say anything to a 17 year-old me and if you did would it be exactly what I did except maybe a little different because he’d be all like “who are you lady”. lol