The Dick Vitale Fathead Send-Off Thing

If you read my old website or saw my movie, you know I have an extensive history with the product known as Fatheads.

I lived the full cycle of not comprehending their purpose to putting a much-beloved LeBron James Fathead on my bedroom wall.

Another thing you may know is that I haven’t looked at an NCAA Tourney bracket in like three years.

Throw all this into a blender and the result is clear – I’m giving away Dick Vitale Fatheads starting right now.

If you don’t know what a Fathead is, it’s basically a bold, life-sized wall graphic or “reusable wall hanging”.

It’s big, it’s sticks to your wall, and then like if you rearrange your futniture, you can take it off the wall and put it other places.

When I say other places, I mean like the hood of your car, your boss’s office, the company bathroom, your roommate’s wall, you could wrap it around yourself, put it where it shouldn’t be, etc, et al, furthermore. (The car scenario is where my personal LeBron Fathead finally bit the dust.)

This is pretty much what I want you to do – tell me what you’ll do with it, and then I’ll get the Fathead sent to you right away.

After that, you do the thing you said you were going to do, with photographic and/or video evidence. Then I’ll put it on the internet so we can feel nice and exciting together, sharing your special activity with the world.

Just send me an email, or post in the comments, or hit me on Twitter, or whatever.

There might also be free WSM? DVDs in this for someone(s) if I feel like it – also, I’m trying to get Fathead to let me give away that chair and towel in the picture.