Okay, look.

Word everywhere is the Cavs have a deal in place to get Amare (Amar’e) Stoudemire, but it’s being held until after the All-Star Game, since it’s in PHX and all.

It’s Wally, Hickson, and a 1st round pick.

Let’s get this straight – I LOVE Hickson. I think he’s going to be a really, really good PF – maybe even an All-Star.

But…if you can add a 26-year old PF who’s an All-Star right now, you have to do it, especially when you consider we’d likely get back Wally after PHX releases him.

I’m going assume Amare’s lack of defense, like Mo Williams’, is due to the system he’s played in. He certainly has the athletic ability.

In other NBA news, go read this post from Alana G. Short version – some reporter took a satire site’s article about the NBA imposing a “tattoo limit” and ran with it as real.

This woman doesn’t check her facts at all, so I thought I would email her in clear daylight, and tell her I have more fake info for her.

Niki,

Sorry about the bashing you’ve taken over the tattoo story. Here’s something that just may twist things back your way – the original article – the one that was satire?

Completely based in truth at its baseline level. I have a friend who works at the NBA, and this idea was floated there, but they thought it would be deemed racist, especially because of the statements already made by Mike Miller about his tattoos, and all the controversy that went down with that.

I can tell you more, but would need to talk first. I don’t want this stuff in email. Thanks,

Brian

Let’s see if she gets back to me for the hot scoop – I gave her my full name and this web address, so as long as she checks out either, she’ll see this post, wherein I explain I’m trying to fool her.

By the way – if you’re not familiar, Mike Miller is white, with no tattoos and a mane of flowing, womanly hair.

He wears a headband.

Oh, and now there are people hating on Alana for calling this reporter out. Alana’s one of my not-so-secret internet girlfriends, so like Happy Valentine’s Day to her.

 
  • Tomosexual

    Mike just wants to get back to the Island and take care of Sawyer <3

  • Tomosexual

    Mike just wants to get back to the Island and take care of Sawyer <3

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Who's Mike – you have baffled me again.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Who's Mike – you have baffled me again.

  • Tomosexual

    DId you know that Mitchell has a palace made out of corn?!<–:O

  • Tomosexual

    DId you know that Mitchell has a palace made out of corn?!<–:O

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    Joe Don Baker????

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    Joe Don Baker????

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    supposedly Kerr doesn't want that deal….

    i want Camby

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    supposedly Kerr doesn't want that deal….

    i want Camby

  • goathair

    Mike Miller's got a bunch of tattoos, all horrible. When the NBA institutes the tattoo cap, I hope they force removal upon him first.

    Also, Hickson and a late 1st round pick (since the Cavs are good at basketballing) for Amar'e is larceny. I hope it happens.

  • goathair

    Mike Miller's got a bunch of tattoos, all horrible. When the NBA institutes the tattoo cap, I hope they force removal upon him first.

    Also, Hickson and a late 1st round pick (since the Cavs are good at basketballing) for Amar'e is larceny. I hope it happens.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I read somewhere that Sarver (PHX owner) has lost like $100M+ in this economy or something.

    And I also read that Kerr doesn't want that deal, but I've also heard it might involve a third team. I still have a decent source or three on things from my YAY days. I dunno – we will see next week.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I read somewhere that Sarver (PHX owner) has lost like $100M+ in this economy or something.

    And I also read that Kerr doesn't want that deal, but I've also heard it might involve a third team. I still have a decent source or three on things from my YAY days. I dunno – we will see next week.

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    Happy Valentine's Day to my two favorite internet boyfriends Brian and Pencils!!! <3

  • http://AlanaG.com AlanaG

    Happy Valentine's Day to my two favorite internet boyfriends Brian and Pencils!!! <3

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    supposedly there are owners in the league who have lost billion+

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    supposedly there are owners in the league who have lost billion+

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    I'd make this deal if I were Steve Kerr but only if it includes a 2011 1st round pick!

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    I'd make this deal if I were Steve Kerr but only if it includes a 2011 1st round pick!

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