Stop Glitching All Up In My Secrets

By On August 16, 2010 · 4 Comments · In Books, The Christmas Bridge, Twitter

Well you probably figured out I am making a new book happen soon and that’s because of how good you read between the lines of the different Twitters I make like this one is one of those.

Look out for that Jeep its going pretty fast lol
about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android

Good job doing a dodge and not getting hit.

That Jeep was a name brand one and that’s why it didn’t say Isuzu Amigo on the back.

Hey what is up.

Oh, so what someone asked me something when I did a big reveal about the new literature and the thing they asked is they wanted to know about where my jokes live before they come to my house.

Well here is a class you can take that will show you how I do it.

How come I didn’t get a TV show when I quit by yelling that I quit and then throwing a basketball at my boss’s head. lol
less than 20 seconds ago via TwitterGarage

See before I Twittered that one I took a trip to the garage and wavered in a way that was back-and-forth between kicking and throwing the ball about which would make people’s laughs happen to them more.

In real life it was a kick but the throw was funnier because of it seeming more like a deliberate thing and that’s called creative adaptation of real life events for the blog.

Gotta go now.

 
  • http://depotwarehouse.net Ebonwumon

    Wow that answers all my questions.

  • http://twitter.com/milquetoast7 [redacted]

    can i be your secrets editor.

    let’s make this perfectly clear, there’s no secrets this year.

    that was a secret song.

  • http://brian23.com Brian

    This is too deep even for me. There are so many emotions in the world.

  • http://twitter.com/milquetoast7 [redacted]

    would it help to know i thought you were physically wavering with basketball in hand / on foot in said garage, instead of in your mind thoughts?