(Right next to this was the horrific Forest Fire Simulator.)

This was a gchat follow-up to an early morning phone call.

me: SHE’S LIKE THE WIND…! IN THE TREES…!!
me: you hate my singing because of your hardcore career-based deadlines

her: no i like it bds
her: i think your singing could be nice, is all, if you tried :)
her: not that you need to bds
her: try i mean
her: or be seriopus

me: IT’S LIKE A MOMENT INSIDE!! LIKE A DREEEEEEAM!!!
me: i’m just going to make this my blog post i’ll hit the lifestyle dress later

her: come here and entertain me please thx #deadlines

What she doesn’t know is that what she heard is literally the best singing I can do – I’m totally tone deaf in this regard.

Still, note how the sounds of my singing have made her have some kind of gchat-stutter, and also demand my presence.

See what it does to you: