BANNER FEB2010

SAVED BY THE BELL BEGINS (INTRO)

by Brian on June 15, 2009

in Brad Radby, Movies, Saved By the Bell Begins, TV

A couple points of interest before you read the greatest thing ever written for people raised in the 80s and 90s.

1) This is envisioned as a feature film – like a big, $150M summer tent-pole.

2) Don’t be fooled by the fact that the cast is primarily the original cast. It’s a complete reboot, not a continuation. Think Batman Begins – nothing from the TV show “counts”.

3) If this was done how I’ve laid it out – like an over-the-top, ridiculous Michael Bay style action movie – I challenge you to admit you wouldn’t see it. I’d venture to say a lot of you would pay $50 a ticket and see it at least ten times, just like I would.

4) Everything would be played totally and completely 100% straight. No winks-and-nods to the audience, except the one time that there’s a literal wink-and-nod.

With those parameters – and links to all four parts of the summary are below – I give you…

SAved By the Bell Reunion 1

LOGLINE
When President Rod Belding schemes to install nuclear oil rigs across Bayside City, his brother Richard forms a team of elite specialists to save everyone…by the bell.

CAST
Mark-Paul Gosselaar…Zack Morris
Mario Lopez…AC Slater
Tiffani Thiessen…Kelly Kapowski
Elizabeth Berkley…Jessie Spano
Lark Voorhies…Lisa Turtle
Dustin Diamond…Samuel “Screech” Powers
Hilary Swank…Tori Scott
Claire Forlani…Miss Bliss
TBD…Johnny Dakota
Kevin Costner…Mr. Belding
Keanu Reeves…President Rod Belding

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

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(If you like what you’re seeing, you should really go check out my free book, Brad Radby’s Brad Radby – there’s a little something called Perfect Strangers Begins in there.)

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  • bKrafty
    Okay, okay....instead of ignoring the "elephant in the room", let's just cast him! That's right, I'm pitching a cameo appearance by the big guy himself: "Uncle Pheel!" He can be the corrupt judge that approved the nuclear oil rigs! This will leave an open door for the mother of all cameos: The Fresh Prince. Of course, he has to appear in the scene that occurs AFTER the rolling credits. Fan boys & girls will LOVE it AND you.
  • There's a week of this magic to go yet - let's wait and see how it plays out. I'm open to casting Uncle Pheel somewhere if it's organic.
  • Fred
    Kevin Costner? Is this a baseball movie?
  • kelliesimpson
    I'm literally rendered speechless by this whole thing, it's simply amazing. I need to let it sink in before I make any more comments.

    But I have to ask, is The Fresh Prince next on your cards?!
  • TVBrain
    If Slater could NOT call Jesse, "mama' it would be 100% less skin crawly.
  • This would be the part of the production meeting where you're physically tossed out the door by Uncle Pheel.
  • bKrafty
    Uncle Pheel?! Wow! Hold that thought, I'mma make a few calls...
  • blasphemy.
  • I can't wait to see what tomorrow's plot will bring! In the meantime, check out my SBTB tribute rap video "I Love Bayside" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8mvxPIV6U4
  • That's pretty amazing man - I'd give you a trophy for sure if I had one to give.

    One thing I've struggled with is whether Zack and Slater should be best friends or rivals, because it seemed to switch week by week on the show.
  • cambie
    This is gonna be big. I love Michael Bay. He's got style. Nobody eats a bowl of cereal quite like Michael Bay. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXGWZxI9lAs
  • omg... i just got goosebumps.

    i love that Claire Forlani is Miss Bliss... is she gonna cry?? cuz she always looks like she's going to. (but why so young?)

    i have a pencil drawing portait of Kevin Costner if you need it for prop/promo purposes. it's kind of awesome.

    ALSO: are you incorporating the Malibu Sands (Carosi, etc.) crew? cuz what about the waiter at Jessie's dad's wedding? the one when Kelly ordered a Diet Lips...
  • They don't go to Malibu Sands in this - I was very careful about not trying to stuff everything in just for the sake of stuffing it in. Its greatest succes would come if it's able to stand on its own (and be good on its own terms) as opposed to being one big in-joke.
  • did you see Dustin Diamond on Celebrity Fit Club?? dude has a temper...
  • In love with this idea
    Please, please, please don't forget Stacey Carosi!!!! You have to be sure to write her in there... have to!
  • goathair
    Kevin Costner is available. Don't worry.
  • Wish
    Any chance Tori Spelling will be in this as Screech's wife/ex-wife? Cameo's by 'the college years' cast as henchmen for the President? Who will do the soundtrack?
  • Ooh actually I forgot about Professor Lasky - maybe in the sequel. I think it's vital this gets done in the next 5-8 years btw - recasting within this concept misses the entire point.
  • What on earth is a Nuclear Oil Rig?
  • It's the machine they use to get the nuclear oil out of the ground.
  • And what exactly is nuclear oil? I want chemical formulas and mathematical equations. Perhaps a graph of some kind showing its half-life.
  • As a chemist, my guess is it's regular petroleum enhanced with dialkylradium.
  • MCM
    But that's crazy! Everyone knows nuclear oil is highly volatile when exposed to high-frequency sound waves!
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