Comments on: Regarding Kellie Simpson

By: Boney

Boney — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:10:56 +0000

damnnnnnnnnnnn yo, @dennymayo got played like a fiddle son!

Creatine gives me calf cramps :-

By: Boney

Boney — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:10:56 +0000

damnnnnnnnnnnn yo, @dennymayo got played like a fiddle son!

Creatine gives me calf cramps :-

By: alexiskn

alexiskn — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:40:14 +0000

um. no. i would say yes if my awesome manager still worked there, but he doesn't. but um… let me know if you ever need some creatine while you're in Savannah, and i'll see what i can do? no, nevermind. don't.

By: Dennymayo

Dennymayo — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:46:14 +0000

So you totally have, like, sweet creatine hookups now, right?

By: alexiskn

alexiskn — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:08:25 +0000

1) ohhh, right. i use to work at a GNC so whenever anyone says Muscle Milk
all i can think of are shelves and shelves and shelves and boxes of it. ugh.
thanks.

2) touche!

By: Dennymayo

Dennymayo — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:53:01 +0000

1) You said “jagerbombs and fuckin skanks”. I continued the theme (from said video) with the line “Muscle Milk”. I expected you to know this. smh.

2) I didn't realize relevance mattered?

By: alexiskn

alexiskn — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:03:33 +0000

i do not understand what relevance this has to my comment. please elaborate.

By: Boney

Boney — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:59:48 +0000

MuscleMilk is delicious...

I like to "accidently" spill some on my shirt, and then sit in my office the rest of the day shirtless so I can say

"oh yeah, got musclemilk on my shirt"

and then everyone can look at my big stomach and man boobs and think "why waste the money or the effort?" #lifefail

By: Dennymayo

Dennymayo — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:16:25 +0000

Muscle Milk.

By: NDEddieMac

NDEddieMac — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:34:03 +0000

Or you could get a 16 year old pregnant that isnt her.

By: alexiskn

alexiskn — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:26:03 +0000

1 – i once saw Kellie Simpson say sometime last week that she's really busy, or something.

2 – i think you should just act like a complete douchey asshole to her and all of her friends and family constantly for like two weeks. (saying, 'jagerbombs and fuckin' skanks' repeatedly in public like you're totally serious about it scores bonus points.) you could also publicly embarrass yourself on purpose several times and in really stupid ways and see if it annoys her. this is fun because it's also an experiment, because if she doesn't break up with you after all that, then you will know that she has no respect for herself and then you should break up with her. the added bonus is that it's actoring practice for you.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:22:47 +0000

I think it's meaner on a baseline emotional level to just give it back – then she knows I got absolutely nothing out of it other than hurting her feelings.

In your scenario, she could justify that I did it because I was hard up for cash.

By: Kingsley Le Corbusier

Kingsley Le Corbusier — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:17:47 +0000

But steal it and then sell it for parts. THAT would be mean.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:01:33 +0000

Yeah she might like that – what if I stole her car and told her I did it just to be mean.

By: Kingsley Le Corbusier

Kingsley Le Corbusier — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:52:47 +0000

Love that show.

You could also post nude photos of her on the internet. Unless she's into exhibitionism, of course.

By: Wish

Wish — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:18:14 +0000

"Happiness this pure doesn’t suit me – what can I do to get her to end this."

Two answers: 1) cheat on her, 2) stab her in the tummy with a No.2 pencil. Preferably not both of these things at the same time though. Humanity couldn't handle that.

If she's 16 you could go on that '16 and Pregnant' show on MTV. Those girls always break up with their bf's.

By: GregOdenstonsils

GregOdenstonsils — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:18:39 +0000

Are you engaged in dating a real woman or is this blog speak Brian?

By: TVBrain

TVBrain — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 16:01:58 +0000

Why hasn't anyone turned the explosion into a flower. Can't flowers be beautiful too.
You totally E-mailed this one in (See what I did there.)

By: Kingsley Le Corbusier

Kingsley Le Corbusier — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:33:11 +0000

Yes, I do think you mailed it in. But I'm going to mail in my comment, too, and not say why. See how you like it.