One Time When I Only Knew 500 Words

(Sometimes I do a text with @iamboney and it makes his battery become sleepy.)

Okay so I thought maybe it was time to tell the excitement story about the time I made a booty babe think I only knew about 500 words that I could say.

I was at a movie watching place and before the movie started the double date was ending. It might have been a just-friends date – I don’t remember.

The girl was sitting there and I told her about how sometimes I read interesting things to make my brain do hard work and there was one thing about how people who were average knew 17,000 words.

Then my sad face was on my face and that was because I said I only knew 500, and I knew that because I’d tried to list them all.

Well, that was when some skepticism was happening to her, so I started my list over on some paper I had in my pocket and did on-purpose stalling at around 30 words.

“Well, I’m out of words,” was what I said and put a look on my face that was like being dumbfounded.

“Four of those words aren’t on your list,” and she pointed out that I hadn’t listed four out of those five by saying that to me.

“Hey, did you know that grape popsicles are colder than the other ones?” That was me talking again.

“Those were a bunch more words, and no.”

This went on until the movie started and then some more after the movie was done being on the screen.

I never let go of my dumb guy game I was playing, because that’s pretty much how I am all the time anyway.

Also my girlfriend would’ve been in a mad place with her emotions if she had found out about my triple-word-score dumb guy blind movie date.

Now I’m a new man don’t worry.