On Those Butt-Kissing, Unintelligent Corporate A–es

So like honestly I just didn’t have anything to write about on here today.

I’m finishing one thing, working on another thing, and then there’s a third thing, plus email and Twitter.

I’m writered out. As such, I asked for a topic on Twitter, and this was the first one through, from @AmandaMoss.

@brianspaeth Butt kissing, unintelligent Corporate asses.

Here’s the thing about Butt-kissing, Unintelligent Corporate A–es – they’re always going around doing their Butt-Kissing when you least expect it.

For example, one time when I had my office job, I was in the boss’s office, showing everyone how to do push-ups, and in walks the biggest Butt-kissing, Unintelligent Corporate A– we had at the place. Let’s call him “Worker X”, in order to protect his identity, which is that his real name is Mike Waterson.

So Mike walks in, and he’s like, “Hey boss – great speech at the corporate get-together yesterday! Working for you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me! I would work here for free, because I believe in what we do!”

Everyone groaned, because not only had Mike done his Butt-Kissing again, but the corporate get-together was two days previous, not yesterday. Plus, now nobody knew how to do make lemonade, which is what I was going to show everyone after the push-up demonstration.

Everyone hated him and his Corporate Butt-Kissing – Mike Waterson couldn’t see it!

By the way, I have no idea what my job actually was at the office. I never did anything other than walk around goofing off, but everyone liked me, so like nobody said anything. Then one day I quit, because the joyful hip-hop moves in my step while at work was all an act.

Corporate Butt-Kiss that in an Unintelligent Way, Mike.