On Being Deceptively Muscular

By On June 7, 2010 · 6 Comments · In 2GG, Actoring, Batman, Books, Celebrities, Weightlifting

I was talking this weekend with a book reader, and the book they had read was mine.

This was my first book – the one where I admit I’m deceptively muscular.

They were like, “what does that mean” to me in their live broadband video note, and I was wearing a baggy sweatshirt so I showed them this picture.

“Is that even the same guy,” is what their face meant to say, and then they wanted to know some famous people who maybe had this condition, also.

Joel McHale took his shirt off on Community and now he has a DM trophy. Ben Affleck could be DM if he wanted to.

Ryan Reynolds was DM until he just started having his shirt off all the time, which made it undeceptive.

That’s the big-time temptation of being DM. There’s an urge to let everyone know, like how I put in that hazy picture above or how the Force goes bad guy for some people in Star Trek.

Also me and Joel (and Christian Bale sometimes) work really hard to get like this so if you’re naturally muscular or (especially) blatantly muscular, you’re boring.

Go to the dog pound!

I am really having the crazy day this time on my dot com blog. lol

 
  • Wish

    I also run into this problem. When I was a single man my girlfriends were always trying to force me to wear shirts sized 'large' so that I could 'show off my muscles'. I tried it once and felt like a huge jerk for wearing a tight shirt and dumped that girl. The next girl came along and she was a little hotter so when she said the same thing to me I told her that I wore XL shirts because if I ever got into a fight I would want the other guy to underestimate me before I knocked his block off.

    Always be prepared to get into a fight. This is why I still run 45 second sprints on the treadmill at the gym.

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    Brian, I think your muscles are a result of well-placed implants filled with creatine powder.