Offensive Things I’ve Said About the BP Oil Spill

This is a picture of my netbook keyboard.

I don’t know if it’s oil from my button-pushers or general wear-and-tear, but I’m gonna try and use “j” words more often.

Anyway, I’ve said increasingly offensive things via Twitter about the big oil spill and feel a need to confess them.

Lost fans, this was really for you and not about the oil problems so much:

Why don’t they just build a hatch over the oil pipe and put a charming Scottish guy inside it.
12:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android

Next I was watching TV on the internet and the President came on my screen to have some responsibility.

It’d be cool if during his press conference Obama was standing in front of a banner for Prince of Persia.
about 24 hours ago via TweetDeck

This next one was just thinking outside the box in a way that was helpful, since “let’s drop cement on the pipe” hasn’t been working.

This may sound naive but why can’t they freeze the whole gulf, chip out all the oil, and then melt all the leftover ice.
about 14 hours ago via web

This last one was in text based on someone telling me that the previous one made them laugh:

I don’t even see what the problem is – there’s plenty of oil for everyone now and it’s right there to go take.

I use Twitter on all those different platforms, which is pretty exciting to be able to do.

How bad of a person am I for making fun of pretend Prince of Persia marketing strategies.