BANNER FEB2010

No Mo Universe Emails

by Brian on November 23, 2009

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Brian Spaeth(This screengrab is from Flickr.)

Awhile back my friend @JessicaRandazza told me I should sign up for this newsletter called Tut’s Universe Adventure Fun or whatever.

You get like a daily quasi-inspirational message like this.

Brian, if you don’t dream big, I can’t scheme big. Does that pretty much settle things?

- The Universe

I’m not against stuff like this, but this morning I unsubscribed. This is what I put in the “why did you do that” box.

The use of my name in the message just creeps me out for some reason. Also I dislocated my shoulder this weekend. :(

I can’t decide if I’m out of line or not. That’s really all I got – see, I had something on my schedule called “B23 POST (NOT ABOUT WSM?)”.

For real though, it was messing me up, cause sometimes it would be like this.

Let me tell you something, Brian, about how motion of action processes in the cosmos.

That was creeping me out because I was like, “Wow what kind of world do we live in where they can Find/Paste right to the middle of sentences like that.

Should I have unsubscribed or not and why.

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  • mercutioh
    Brian,
    I just got off the phone with the universe. it was all crying and sad and said that you told it you would never leave. Now some simple cut and pasting and you turn your back. that's cold man.
  • No it is ovah like the 2000 Dunk Contest and that's exactly what I did when I pushed the send button.
  • goathair
    Sorry about your shoulder, bro.
  • Are those Cheetos.
  • goathair
    Lemonheads?
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