NFL LeBron, Guest Blog, Hitting on Girls at the Gym

LeBron was in some Browns gear for some commercial campaign he’s got coming up.

I’m man-crushing pretty hard on him since the Celtics win, so I think these are amazing. He fills it out well, and I don’t know how many other NBA guys you could say that about.

(LeBron2010 DOT COM – your feed is for the entire “realcavsfans DOT COM” message board feed – I don’t want that. Please adjust.)

If you’ve ever wanted to know what it’d be like if I did a guest post on a female-centric blog, today’s your chance to find out.

By the way, I’m totally willing to do guest posts for your blog, but only if I feel like it, and only if you set up a plausible fight scenario for me to write about involving a choo-choo train vs a person or character of some note.

Finally, if you’re the guy at my gym who fits the following description, listen up – I’m going to give you advice:

1) You wear 4-6 sweatshirts so you look bigger.

That’s really the only lasting impression I have, because it’s so ludicrous. You’re not that cold.

Anyway, twice in the past week, I’ve watched you walk up to girls at the gym, hand them your number, say something like, “you look really great – if you want to call me, go ahead,” and then immediately depart.

It’s starting to bug me, and if I see you do it again, I’m gonna say something. You’re horrifying these girls – I can see it their face. It’s not just because of your 4-6 sweatshirts, either. (Although they know you’re not that cold, as well.)

Ask her something – ask her anything – she is human being. Even try saying hello before you shove your number down her throat. Ask her if she can draw Texas from memory.

(This works, btw – I have tried it.)