NBA Trades, PHX, LAPD

By On February 20, 2009 · 36 Comments · In Celebrities, Cleveland Cavaliers, Girls, Los Angeles, NBA

(All the Watchmen clips are underwhelming me. I actively feel bad about that.)

I’m of two minds on the non-moves by Danny Ferry and the Cavaliers yesterday.

Better long-term, but when you have a chance for a title this year, I think you have to go for it. Then again, who wants to be the Miami Heat?

Then again again, we saw teams trade for both Larry Hughes and Jerome James yesterday, so anyone can be moved if you try enough trickery, right?

And hey – the Phoenix Suns. I think you guys are kinda having sadness right now. Run-n-gun doesn’t work to win it all, yet you’re going back to it…I guess to sell tickets?

The picture of a beaten up Rihanna has made its way online over at TMZ, although I read it first over at Defamer, who said this aboot it.

How did the site get their hands on such a sensitive, unauthorized picture? That’s exactly what the LAPD is attempting to find out by launching an internal investigation; their official statement on the matter is posted on…TMZ, natch.

Anyway, the picture is pretty bad, and a little too symmetrical for my tastes.

Speaking of the LAPD and related to nothing – back when I had to get a restraining order for my first stalker, I dealt with the unit that like deals with some of this stuff, and it was like a TV show called “LA Female Justice” in there.

What I’m saying is all the detectives were hot chicks with guns and badges on their belts – it was amazing, and part of the reason I’ve sought out subsequent stalkers.

It was all kinda funny though, because they were like, “What do you need our brand of LA female justice for?” and I was just like, “C’mon, just give me some LA female justice,” and they were like, “Okay, let me get a pen and I will start taking some information down, and then I’ll go over to the sauna with my hot detective friends and we’ll decide whether to give you the LA female justice you’re asking for.”

And hey – if you’re not into basketball, I apologize, but it’s likely BTAA will be leaning that way as we ramp up to the NBA Playoffs and then be inside the NBA Playoffs.

 
  • http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/ J

    You had a stalker? That must have been exciting.
    …unless it was scary.
    …and then still, a little exciting?

  • http://watchoutworldimatwentysomething.blogspot.com/ J

    You had a stalker? That must have been exciting.
    …unless it was scary.
    …and then still, a little exciting?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I will probably do a whole post about it, because it's best described as “hilariously interesting”.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I've actually had three, and will probably do a whole post about it sometime, because it's best described as “hilariously interesting”.

  • Benny08302

    I'm not sure what half of these teams are doing. Really, the Suns are standing pat? Same with the Bucks, Clippers and Nets?

    and I was all for making a trade, but it's gotta be the right one. It's telling that Portland couldn't move LaFrentz either.

    I guess no one wants to be the next Chris Wallace

  • Benny08302

    I'm not sure what half of these teams are doing. Really, the Suns are standing pat? Same with the Bucks, Clippers and Nets?

    and I was all for making a trade, but it's gotta be the right one. It's telling that Portland couldn't move LaFrentz either.

    I guess no one wants to be the next Chris Wallace

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Yeah I think like with the Suns they were just like “let's get through the season and figure it out this summer.”

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Yeah I think like with the Suns they were just like “let's get through the season and figure it out this summer.”

  • nrojb

    perhaps they have a “shaq dies from eating crunch bar while dancing” clause.

  • nrojb

    perhaps they have a “shaq dies from eating crunch bar while dancing” clause.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    I was .5 of Brians 3 stalkers.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    I was .5 of Brians 3 stalkers.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Shaq has a capital 'S'. :(

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Shaq has a capital 'S'. :(

  • TVBrain

    I'm glad we didn't make a move for Amar'e. Eight weeks!
    KG's got a bum knee too.
    Interesting.

  • TVBrain

    I'm glad we didn't make a move for Amar'e. Eight weeks!
    KG's got a bum knee too.
    Interesting.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    If Gooden gets released, would you want him for the rest of this season?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    If Gooden gets released, would you want him for the rest of this season?

  • nrojb

    did lebron like him? i think that's the biggest issue, bc another rebounder could never hurt the cavs.

  • nrojb

    did lebron like him? i think that's the biggest issue, bc another rebounder could never hurt the cavs.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I always felt LeBron tolerated him at best, but “2nd big off the bench” is the role he's more suited to.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    I always felt LeBron tolerated him at best, but “2nd big off the bench” is the role he's more suited to.

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Anyone else just find all the Amare trade jabber/no trade/ow my eye story somewhat funny?

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Anyone else just find all the Amare trade jabber/no trade/ow my eye story somewhat funny?

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    lebron's body language is the same for gooden and varejao. he sends crazy passes to them 3-6 times a game and doesn't get assists b/c they triple pump and go to the line. lebron really liked boozer in that aspect.

    also. still no disc. i have cut my arm each day it didn't come and i feel this could be a problem at some point next week.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    lebron's body language is the same for gooden and varejao. he sends crazy passes to them 3-6 times a game and doesn't get assists b/c they triple pump and go to the line. lebron really liked boozer in that aspect.

    also. still no disc. i have cut my arm each day it didn't come and i feel this could be a problem at some point next week.

  • Sara

    Yay for basketball!!

  • Sara

    Yay for basketball!!

  • Boney

    yay @ a girl breaking up this swordfight!

  • Boney

    yay @ a girl breaking up this swordfight!

  • TVBrain

    Yes. For two reasons. 1. He can score. B. To keep other teams from taking him.

  • TVBrain

    Yes. For two reasons. 1. He can score. B. To keep other teams from taking him.

  • TVBrain

    I too am underwhelmed by Watchmen everything and I have a strong feeling that this movie will flop. A. It's rated R. 2. Nobody knows who these superheroes are. Sorry fanboys, you know who reads graphic novels? Nobody. 3. Your star is Kelly Leak and his face is covered. Good luck with that.

  • TVBrain

    I too am underwhelmed by Watchmen everything and I have a strong feeling that this movie will flop. A. It's rated R. 2. Nobody knows who these superheroes are. Sorry fanboys, you know who reads graphic novels? Nobody. 3. Your star is Kelly Leak and his face is covered. Good luck with that.

  • TVBrain

    Yes. For two reasons. 1. He can score. B. To keep other teams from taking him.

  • TVBrain

    I too am underwhelmed by Watchmen everything and I have a strong feeling that this movie will flop. A. It's rated R. 2. Nobody knows who these superheroes are. Sorry fanboys, you know who reads graphic novels? Nobody. 3. Your star is Kelly Leak and his face is covered. Good luck with that.