BANNER FEB2010

My Stance On Question Marks

by Brian on July 23, 2009

in Coloring,Grammar

BRANDI ENGEL 1(Will you be a pal and please remember to do your coloring contest entry for @Brandi88 this weekend.

This one is @caseyconan‘s. Click to see it full-size.)

Hey, so a few people have asked about this thing where I’m not using question marks anymore, and suppose I owe an explanation.

This post is to be considered a courtesy to those of you who queried – the rest of you can think of it as important trivia.

The answer is simpler than you imagine. Which of the following sounds better to your ears:

1) What’s your voice sound like – is it exciting?

2) What’s your voice sound like – is it exciting.

It’s pure image and stylistic preference – there’s no grammatical moral high ground I’m working here. Can you imagine this post if I were using question marks. Wouldn’t it seem juvenile and silly.

Now that this is a settled issue…what’s the most cash you’ve ever had in hand at once. I’m not talking in your account or on a check, either. Like, how much legit paper money have you had in your possession in a single moment.

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1 NDEddieMac July 23, 2009 at 8:56 PM

The most I've ever had on me at once was $1600. Vegas Baby. Have you been introduced to the interrobang? It's an exclamation point,and a question mark, in one ‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ It's name is literally Interrobang, name a better punctuation mark, I dare you.

2 Brian July 23, 2009 at 8:57 PM

Where did you get an interrobang and how do I make one! btw my answer is $14,000.

3 NDEddieMac July 23, 2009 at 9:01 PM

14 grand‽‽‽‽(perfect opportunity for it, thanks for the alley) Not sure, on a Mac if you push apple+option+t it brings up this character pallet thing. You can then find iton there and hit insert, not sure how to make a shortcut or do it any other way. When did you have 14Gs, for movie making I presume?

4 Brian July 23, 2009 at 9:11 PM

In 1998 (???) or so – whenever Beanie Babies were peaking – my parents owned a retail store that had a Ty license. Ty was a really strict company about who they let sell their goods and for how much. This was smart and part of what fueled the rarity and craze of the BBs.

Anyway, retailers weren't allowed to go above suggested retail price, even though the things were worth up to ten times that in some cases.

Retail was (I think) 5.00. My dad suggested me and a friend go sell them in front of a grocery store, give him (I think) 8.00/per, and we could keep whatever we made over that.

So like we did that for four Saturdays around Christmas-time, and by the second week, there were people lined up waiting for us to set up our table. I think the third week is when we peaked, and had $14K cash in hand after like three hours.

The whole craze was insane. I can remember one woman openly weeping because we had the Christmas Bear one week.

5 NDEddieMac July 23, 2009 at 9:16 PM

That's nuts, I remember those things, my little sisters were all about them. I got a squirrel one as a gift, sadly I didn't realize the bank possibilities at the time and the tag got lost. How much were you selling em for at the table?

That further just proves that black markets make everything better, including little stuffed animals. Weeping over a stuffed animal is…well…strange at least.

6 alexiskn July 23, 2009 at 9:19 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! that just made my night. sometimes i love my vivid imagination.

7 mfeige July 23, 2009 at 9:24 PM

Man I had a couple. Then my dog ate them. I, as one might say, had the sadness. All that was left was the mint tag. I like the platypus.

I can't believe I missed the post that had my drawing. :/

How does everyone feel about Chocolate?

NDEddieMac you seem to like sports teams from all across the country. I am confused.

8 Brian July 23, 2009 at 9:52 PM

The Calvin Stadiums Facebook is officially the meme. This 11-year old kid can't handle how cocky Calvin is about his basketball abilities lol

“I AM BRYANT JEFFRSON. What good does being Calvin Stadiums do you? I could beat you!”

9 Brian July 23, 2009 at 9:53 PM

Damn I think you've become the meme also!

10 NDEddieMac July 23, 2009 at 10:34 PM

Each of my teams has a story tho. I grew up in Austin Tx, no pro teams. For NBA, Spurs were only an hour away, easy pick, plus David Robinson and Avery Johnson were easy to love as a little kid. Notre Dame, well, I went there, grew up with it cause my dad went there, easy. MLB is the Braves, when I was 5 that was my Tball team, little Eddie Mac thought that meant we were on the same team. Little Eddie Mac was dumb. Plus with the TBS deal I saw more of their games than Rangers and Astros combined. Finally the Denver Broncos for the NFL. I was an Oilers fan, they left, I was sad. I then watched Terrell Davis be a freak of nature, followed them sense. In summation, people always want me to like Dallas or Houston teams, both are equidistant, and I didnt really like either city growing up(altho in Dallas now, and it's not bad) Here ends the random and mostly uninteresting story of my sports loyalties, sorry for those who read it outside of @mfeige who asked.

11 NDEddieMac July 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM

I'm not sure how or why Calvin attracted so many young Euro tween fans, but it's been a source of endless entertainment

12 Wish July 24, 2009 at 6:37 AM

Paper money, as in cash = $48,452. Combination of signing bonus and savings. I didn't trust banks.

Paper money, as in what's in my pocket right now = $0. I don't carry cash any longer.

13 nrojb July 24, 2009 at 7:53 AM

Are you Calvin Stadiums/

14 joe July 24, 2009 at 7:56 AM

i worked at a large corporate event. 4 guys came from Brazil came in and paid the event registration in cash – $12,000. They said something about all the banks and credits cards in Brazil being shut down for a week, and I remember thinking how weird it would be to live in a country where things like that happen. Anyway, I had set up the computer system that was tracking this all, and could have pocketed the 12k easy. But, I'm a nice guy, so I didn't. :(

15 alexiskn July 24, 2009 at 8:01 AM

i'm pretty sure i still have the Princess Di beanie baby in my mommy's house in Texas. can someone please let me know how much it's worth so i can sell it? it's purple = anxiety attack.

i like chocolate most when it's mixed with peanut butter.

16 alexiskn July 24, 2009 at 8:02 AM

being bored is my meme.

17 alexiskn July 24, 2009 at 8:02 AM

are YOU Calvin Stadiums??

18 alexiskn July 24, 2009 at 9:02 AM

don't ask questions about “omg wtf batdance.” just believe.

19 Kingsley Le Corbusier July 24, 2009 at 9:28 AM

Which sounds better? The one with the question mark. Otherwise it's not a question, and it's confusing. It sounds like you don't care about the answer; you're not even willing to put the energy into really asking the question.

20 TVBrain July 24, 2009 at 10:33 AM

How much cash do you think I've had on hand.

21 Brian July 24, 2009 at 10:41 AM

If I said $8500 would I be close.

22 Boney July 24, 2009 at 1:27 PM

very gay

23 Boney July 24, 2009 at 1:29 PM

the most amount of cash I've ever had on hand:

$3500 :(

from when I sold my car and I didn't trust this guy to pay check so I made him go to the bank to get cash.

24 mfeige July 24, 2009 at 3:36 PM

I don't think I've ever had very much money on my person. maybe 500 Dollars

25 mfeige July 24, 2009 at 3:38 PM

WORD UP TO PB AND CHOCOLATE! Time for a peanutbutter AND NUTELLA SANDWICH!

26 mfeige July 24, 2009 at 3:42 PM

I LIKE THAT STORY! VERY INTERESTING. I like the Lakers! I go to USC! I like the Dodgers. Does this make us mortal enemies? Just Wondering

27 NDEddieMac July 24, 2009 at 4:07 PM

Good enough answer for me

28 NDEddieMac July 24, 2009 at 4:10 PM

I hate the Lakers thanks to some SA-LA battles+Kobe so that's bad. Throw in USC, yikes. IDK about mortal enemies, but certainly fierce rivals with a strong distrust.

29 mfeige July 24, 2009 at 5:38 PM

Eh I like you though plus your not a boston fan. Which is what really the worst. And I only marginally care about USC sports.

30 NDEddieMac July 24, 2009 at 5:58 PM

Appreciated, we will be good to go, outside of a week in October haha

31 Dr. PHD July 26, 2009 at 3:18 PM

I weep for the future. Not because there's anything wrong with young boys who were deviously pimped-out by their father to rip off consumers with over priced beanbag chair babies,

or because a pretty girl then laughs maniacally over the scandal while falling madly in love with her own thoughts, crushing like a teen over imagination…

or even because a boner thinks it all has something to do with man-on-man or girl-on-girl action…

No, I weep for the future because life is short and I'd rather get all the weeping done now before I get old and gross with hair growing from my gums.

32 Brian July 27, 2009 at 9:07 AM

WORD.

33 KJT August 18, 2009 at 9:41 AM

Next, please abolish the word “asked.” How redundant is,

“Are you okay?” he asked.

34 KJT August 18, 2009 at 3:41 PM

Next, please abolish the word “asked.” How redundant is,

“Are you okay?” he asked.

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