My Electricity Is Out

My power went out yesterday.

Since I have a handiness score of +/-2 (out of 10), I texted this girl and dealt with it the only way I knew how.

I start the conversation, and like if there’s a space, it’s switching to her.

my power just went out
the gate won’t open either – it’s the whole bldg i’m trapped forever goodbye

I can get in the front door maybe?

oh i can get out the walking gate, it’s the parking lot gate that won’t open

I get it you’re not totally trapped. Bike to the gym maybe?

does water work when the power is out
can i take a shower
why don’t i know any of this lol

Did you call someone yet?

yeah i was shouting at this homeless guy walking by to come help me lol
how come cell phones work when the power is out
no for real who do i call

The landlord? The electric company? lol

i might just kill myself
it’s already been off for too long i’m killing myself goodbye forever
bye please finish the super airplane sequel for me and you better finish it right and don’t make monstero how you want him and also you better format it right you idiot
also add an extra chapter about muscles
lol bye

It was fun bds.

oops it just came back on
i was about to cut me neck #lucky

Have you ever had your power go out for almost 30 minutes before. Was it the worst thing that’s ever happened to you, like it was for me.