(It’s my mom’s birthday, so I made this and did a Facebook for her with it, so it could go with all the other nice messages she gets.)

I was on a message board and people were talking about how CDs aren’t things that happen anymore, and I said this.

digital music era is for me – i love empty forgettable one-hit pop wonders and don’t want any physical media

that ke$ha slut is like tik tok doopy dop or whatever #goodstuff2010

What a way to contribute to an intellectual debate over music history.

Everyone was like, “Hey are you a music scholar or what,” and “Can you post an online viral video where you are holding your music history degree,” so I made a big admission.

I only took one music history class in college and only went to that class once, but I have never understood how/why albums are “concept albums” or stand together as one piece. If like you put out something called The Blue Album, every song better be about the color blue or blue objects, or I won’t understand what’s going on. lol

Also instead of that viral video about my education, I showed them this one I am in and did writing on about The Whore of Akron so much.