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Reverend in Blue Jeans

cut up watermelonThis is a common misheard song lyric – so much so that this man has appropriated it for his grief-assistance business.

I deciphered it for myself many years ago, but after hearing “Neil Diamond’s Forever in Blue Jeans” this morning, I realized I still sing it as “Neil Diamond’s Reverend in Blue Jeans”.

As a youth with no definitive religious direction, this version of the song always brought me comfort in dealing with any intimidation regarding churches and/or churching.

The idea that the titular reverend took such a casual approach to life – blue jeans, romance, money – humanized what always seemed a serious business.

As a child, my only experiences with religion other than this was a summer-camp-nobody-knew-was-Bible-camp and the occasional Pope appearance on TV – the debate over which was more confusing continues to this day.

Now that I’ve finally reached adulthood and settled into the role of a non-militant athiest, I feel like the world might need an actual Reverend in Blue Jeans song to truly unite, and perhaps an Athiest in Blue Jeans version to go alongside it.

I actually have great envy for the community that can be built around a church, but feel like I’d be some kind of fraud if I were to try and sidle my way into one.

If everyone just wore jeans and sang romance songs we’d all be better off, and that’s the meme for today.

No jeans shorts, though. If you do that, my new sect will exile and shun you.

How did I get so melancholy and deep.

She’s Like the Wind (Acoustic Intensity Remix)

hurricane simulator(Right next to this was the horrific Forest Fire Simulator.)

This was a gchat follow-up to an early morning phone call.

me: SHE’S LIKE THE WIND…! IN THE TREES…!!
me: you hate my singing because of your hardcore career-based deadlines

her: no i like it bds
her: i think your singing could be nice, is all, if you tried :)
her: not that you need to bds
her: try i mean
her: or be seriopus

me: IT’S LIKE A MOMENT INSIDE!! LIKE A DREEEEEEAM!!!
me: i’m just going to make this my blog post i’ll hit the lifestyle dress later

her: come here and entertain me please thx #deadlines

What she doesn’t know is that what she heard is literally the best singing I can do – I’m totally tone deaf in this regard.

Still, note how the sounds of my singing have made her have some kind of gchat-stutter, and also demand my presence.

See what it does to you: