More Things I Didn’t Know For Some Reason

I was having fun with my GoBot friends and one of them was on Twitter and said stuff and I said stuff back.

Now my life is different so don’t look away.

It’s like when I found out about QWERTY keyboards and maybe you remember how much I had to go to the gym to work that one off.

Time to get started on my conversation with @joqatana.

I said the first thing that’s why you have a read at that one first.

This girl I know makes her own lotion out of milk, crushed almonds, yogurt, oatmeal, and hair conditioner.
about 4 hours ago via web

@brianspaeth all she needs is the hair conditioner. It works on skin
about 3 hours ago via Seesmic

@brianspaeth Look at it this way- hair is skin. Wipe n, rinse off in shower. Having said that, I still buy moisturizer…
about 2 hours ago via GoTweets

@joqatana what.
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android

@brianspaeth yup. look it up. Hair cells are skin cells.
about 1 hour ago via Plongaroo for People

Well after that I was like, “hey GoBots go home guys to your moms and dads and have some pizza this is bad news,” and so they did that after they turned into airplanes and one guy turned into an airplane that was bigger than the other ones and also he was the leader.

So there it was my time to be alone and scared and not thinking about all the skin growing out of my head in ways that were weird and it was like a movie where a bad guy comes and he tells you about the skin-hair connection and it’s dark out and you aren’t hearing it.

The leader Gobot’s name was Taps.

So that goblin with all that big boy hair knowledge keeps saying it until you cry and then gets he in the bathtub and he does that like a goblin because of how he is a goblin. Once he’s in there he goes down the drain and the credits to the movie are making ghost noises about how your body is so gross to have projectile skin that never stops happening.

This is maybe bad news for my @SuperCuts pals because of how they are being cutting enablers so much.