“i went outside while the lights were off and tripped over a chair” leaves so much to the imagination. Where is this switch for the outside? Is he a a giant straddling the inside AND outside who uses his house as a night light? Can you really trust someone who forgot to roof his house? Does he have cool patio furniture and a couch in his garage? Why is that an old picture of me? Also, I think it was a Dr. Who episode where people took a new diet supplement and their fat fell off and ran away like little gingerbread people. Then there was an army of them. I think they were going to take over the world or something. Buyer beware.

In conclusion, you should ask the baby who has it going on.

P.S. If you go blind from this, does your hearing improve? Does it include sonar? If he can't see, how does he know he looks good? I don't think Batman took this supplement, fyi.