I don’t know why, but it just dawned on me I should put up a recipe or two.
Maybe the weight of my poetry is pushing me to do something simple and light – I dunno.
In any case, this is my recipe for Mixed Rope Chicken.
Ingredients:
1) 1 two pound chicken
2) 2 three pound chickens
3) 6 five pound chickens
Instructions:
1) Get all the meat off of the two pound chickens, and put into a bowl.
2) In a separate bowl, take the meat from the three pound chickens, and put it in that bowl.
3) Take the 6 five pound chickens and free them. Their participation was a trick to make them appreciate their lives more.
4) Mix the meat from the two bowls together in a third bowl, and then dump it into a fourth bowl.
5) Take it out of that bowl, and put it in a fifth bowl.
6) Put everything back in the third bowl, and sprinkle with salt.
7) Piece by piece, place the chicken on a cookie sheet, and preheat oven to 400.
8) While the oven is preheating, jump rope.
9) Place the cookie sheet in the oven.
10) Cook for awhile.
Enjoy!
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