Marbury on Twitter, AFD, In Your Face!

By On April 1, 2009 · 49 Comments · In Books, Brad Radby, Movies, Readers, Super Airplane, Twitter

So now Stephon Marbury is on Twitter, and I’d have to say that next to Shaq, he’s made the best use of it so far.

Just about everything he was saying last night was interaction with fans, as opposed to “tying my shoes, gonna play hard”.

In fact, he seemed to answer everyone’s questions except mine.

@StarburyMarbury Steph does anyone ever ask Ray Allen why he’ll only play for the teams that wear green?

I’m not going to link to him, because there now seems to be a concentrated (collusional?) effort to click all the links in any given post except the one I am clearly asking you to.

It’s April Fool’s Day, which is by far my least favorite holiday of the year, ie the day when everyone who isn’t funny tries to be funny. If you’re wondering if your hilarious prank is funny or not, it’s not.

I actually go out of my way to be dead serious on April 1st. Like today when I go to the gym, I’ll scream at the top of my lungs, “EVERYONE TO THE POOL!!!”

Here’s the thing – there’s no way everyone that’s in there will possibly be able to fit in the pool, so when the crowd rushes in, it’s just going to be really stressful, as everyone tries to find a spot to cram into.

Today’s Brad Radby movie is from 1999, and features Jim Carrey in the classic In Your Face!.

Then Jim gets way too much in peoples’ faces, and learns his lesson too much, so he goes back to the bowling alley and gives his magic attitude shoes back. He goes over and bowls a 300 game all on his own and wins it for the popular team, and then Courtney Cox kisses him.

I need a name for a minor character in my third book. Please tell me in the comments why I should use yours. It’s a tattoo artist – I’d like him or her to have something that doesn’t sound like they’re a tattoo artist at all.

Normally I use an online Random Name Generator when I’m stuck, but I feel like gifting someone with a small form of personal immortality today.

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(Download the first 55 pages of my epic, pretentious, and stupid book, Prelude to a Super Airplane, here.)

 
  • joe

    his name should be Lando Calrissian.

  • joe

    his name should be Lando Calrissian.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    sweatery girl two is very pretty. i would definitely split a box of raw-shawns with her.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    sweatery girl two is very pretty. i would definitely split a box of raw-shawns with her.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    How did you get your stalker to stop stalking you??? Does it make a difference that my stalker is a dude?

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    How did you get your stalker to stop stalking you??? Does it make a difference that my stalker is a dude?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    My first stalker was a dude also. I just ignored him until he killed himself, although the police were involved for a short time, as well. Start to finish, it was one of the most hilarious segments of my life so far.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    My first stalker was a dude also. I just ignored him until he got bored and went away, although the police were involved for a short time, as well. Start to finish, it was one of the most hilarious segments of my life so far.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Did you date his ex like I'm doing to infuriate him?

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Did you date his ex like I'm doing to infuriate him?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    No he wanted to date me lol.

    I did what you did once though and he wanted to do punching on me for sure. That said, I did date her while they were still dating, so ultimately this was her fault.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    No he wanted to date me lol.

    I did what you did once though and he wanted to do punching on me for sure. That said, I did date her while they were still dating, so ultimately this was her fault.

  • Carr

    Ralph Kennsington (pronounced like Ralph Fiennes). Solely because Ralph rhymes with safe sounds way too pretentious to be a tattoo artiste.

  • Carr

    Ralph Kennsington (pronounced like Ralph Fiennes). Solely because Ralph rhymes with safe sounds way too pretentious to be a tattoo artiste.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Jesus. Is there hope?

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Jesus. Is there hope?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Nah man this happened to my cousin too and he got attacked at home.

    What is this guy doing in his stalking activities?

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Nah man this happened to my cousin too and he got attacked at home.

    What is this guy doing in his stalking activities?

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    He sent me these on the book of faces:

    “just wait till i get my hands on you (nice guy), i allready know where you live, expect a visit very soon (nice guy)!”

    and

    “showtime, better answer your door when we show up. yopu (nice guy)! im going to (hug) you up bro,”

    Obviously the swear words were replaced by “nice guys” and “hugs” and his spelling and punctuation are terrible!

    He also called me once threatening me and what not.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    He sent me these on the book of faces:

    “just wait till i get my hands on you (nice guy), i allready know where you live, expect a visit very soon (nice guy)!”

    and

    “showtime, better answer your door when we show up. yopu (nice guy)! im going to (hug) you up bro,”

    Obviously the swear words were replaced by “nice guys” and “hugs” and his spelling and punctuation are terrible!

    He also called me once threatening me and what not.

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Fredrick James Wadsworth IV. Boomshakalaka

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    Fredrick James Wadsworth IV. Boomshakalaka

  • dave

    i really missed those thought bubbles.

  • dave

    i really missed those thought bubbles.

  • tyler

    HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON. HIS NAME… IS ROBERT PAULSON.

  • tyler

    HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON. HIS NAME… IS ROBERT PAULSON.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Good stuff.

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Good stuff.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    I think Kingsley Le Corbusier has to be the least tattoo artisty name, but also the most appropriate because I'm covered in tattoos. I insist.

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    I think Kingsley Le Corbusier has to be the least tattoo artisty name, but also the most appropriate because I'm covered in tattoos. I insist.

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    That must be some sort of swanky party… chocolate fondue, sweaters, gaudy jewelry..

    unlike what's in Brian Spathe's facebook pictures… pictures of Alf, chocolate pretzels on the floor, star wars dolls on the floor, a pencil holder filled with tootsie roll pops and a notebook saying what not to say when Chris Hanson walks in the room and sees you standing there wearing your loin cloth made of pink and yellow peeps

    semi-mature grapes!

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    That must be some sort of swanky party… chocolate fondue, sweaters, gaudy jewelry..

    unlike what's in Brian Spathe's facebook pictures… pictures of Alf, chocolate pretzels on the floor, star wars dolls on the floor, a pencil holder filled with tootsie roll pops and a notebook saying what not to say when Chris Hanson walks in the room and sees you standing there wearing your loin cloth made of pink and yellow peeps

    semi-mature grapes!

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Alf is cool. There are also pictures of me in a variety of colorful wife-beaters.

  • http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

    Alf is cool. There are also pictures of me in a variety of colorful wife-beaters.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    awww, the grapes are growing. i will be sad when they turn into raw-shawns.

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    awww, the grapes are growing. i will be sad when they turn into raw-shawns.

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    raw-shawns FTW!

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    raw-shawns FTW!

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    I like how it's not socially acceptable to call midgets midgets, but it's ok to call a 100% cotton white tanktop a “wife beater”.

    If women want equality, why not fight for the “wife beater” to be called a “wife lover”

  • http://www.icanprobablydothat.com Boney

    I like how it's not socially acceptable to call midgets midgets, but it's ok to call a 100% cotton white tanktop a “wife beater”.

    If women want equality, why not fight for the “wife beater” to be called a “wife lover”

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    When I first saw the link to this I was convinced it had to be you Brian, but upon actually reading through, it seems too straightforward. Either way, the url alone is worth it http://lebronisreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyre…

  • http://www.ndeddiemac.blogspot.com NDEddieMac

    When I first saw the link to this I was convinced it had to be you Brian, but upon actually reading through, it seems too straightforward. Either way, the url alone is worth it http://lebronisreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyre…

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    is there an acronym for cackling, because i just rotfC'ed

  • http://www.jenwatch.com orange5o

    is there an acronym for cackling, because i just rotfC'ed

  • Brian

    At first I didn't think this could work but it might now, actually.

  • Brian

    At first I didn't think this could work but it might now, actually.

  • goathair

    I always think Eric is a good name. I've had at least 30 fish named that.

  • goathair

    I always think Eric is a good name. I've had at least 30 fish named that.

  • goathair

    I always think Eric is a good name. I've had at least 30 fish named that.