Think about searching for the title of this post, and how many different things it could mean.

1) You’re looking for pictures of LeBron James shirtless and sitting (or standing) inside a bathtub.

2) You’re looking for a product called the LeBron James Shirtless Bathtub, which is a LeBron-endorsed/branded bathtub specifically to be used only when not wearing a shirt.

3) You’re looking for a LeBron James branded-bathtub, and the bathtub isn’t wearing a shirt.

I don’t need to add a sentence right here to tell you this is pretty deep stuff, in its own way.

Have you ever taken a standing up bath with a shirt on.

Further research has shown that there actually are walk-in bathtubs.

I assume these are for handicapped access, but let’s pretend they’re just for the eccentric, and that those walls are about 5-6 feet tall.

A true, standing-up bathtub. Basically, a tiny pool inside your bathroom that you just stand in.

I’ve never heard of this, and let’s assume you haven’t either, because it doesn’t exist.

With that in mind, let’s also say you go to a new acquaintance’s house – this is someone new in your life, be they business or personal. The point is you’re still getting to know them. It’s early.

You walk in to their bathroom, and they’ve got a top-of-the-line, $10,000 standing bathtub.

Do you ask them about it, or just pretend it’s totally normal.