(If you want to know about the picture above and the fantastic music video I’ve found, just skip to the bottom.)
My sports reading has been pulled way back in recent years, and now I’m going to need to cease popping in at my longtime favorite Cavaliers message board.
I just can’t read stuff like this anymore.
To those who do not believe in a conspiracy to disrespect LeBron and the Cavs unless and until he signs with NY, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that you may be interested in.
All this is fodder and ammunition for class action lawsuit(s) alleging collusion and RICO. How many times has the NBA taken away a triple double? How many teams with the (soon to be) best record have only one all star rep? Even after a player goes down to injury?
Besides the use of bridge cliches, there are multiple people there who believe that LeBron’s triple double was taken away last week for primarily two reasons:
1) As a juvenile retaliation for Dan Gilbert’s negative statement about Mo Williams not making the All-Star team.
2) So that LeBron will get upset and have sadness about being a Cavalier, driving him to sign with the Knicks.
The first point I wouldn’t even know how to address, and as to the second – if the NBA were fixed and there were all kinds of weird conspiracies to get LeBron to the Knicks:
1) They would’ve fixed the draft in 2003, and you know, just put him on the Knicks
2) They would possibly use a better tactic than “make him sad”. Perhaps a reworking of the collective bargaining agreement, which would allow NY to sign him for equal dollars.
One other thing to note: he didn’t actually get the triple double. And I’m not saying he won’t go to the Knicks – just that he’ll probably have a better reason than, “My career rebounding statistics are off by one, and they were mean to Mo. :( “.
Look, Cleveland fans – things like this are why people think we’re idiots. Stop playing victim, stop alleging RICO over a mis-categorized rebound, and maybe worry about wins and losses.
A farmer is being sued by some illegal immigrants who are mad that said farmer wouldn’t let them trespass while sneaking into the country.
At one point, it said, Mr. Barnett’s dog barked at several of the women and he yelled at them in Spanish, “My dog is hungry and he’s hungry for buttocks.”
I don’t know how this lawsuit can happen, but speaking of buttocks, I refuse to apologize for or hide the following any longer.
How this group called “Girlicious” and their music videos got by me before, I don’t know, but I love them.
I’m not even going to post one here, because I’m 90% sure it qualifies as soft-core pornography. Here’s a link to their YouTube page.
I recommend starting with “Like Me”. I’d say it’s my favorite video since, and in the same family as, Christina Aguilara’s Dirrty.
IF you’re wondering what you’re about to watch, I’ve come up with some alternative names for this group: Team Underwear, We Are Young and Taking Our Clothes Off, Doing It With the Air Girls, Woo-Woo! Look At Us!, and Slutzillas.
