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LeBron, Dwight Howard, Trophies

by Brian on May 31, 2009

in Cleveland Cavaliers,Girls,LeBron James,NBA,Twitter

(If any of you were wondering, this was Allef’s final act of the season.)

Say what you want about the Cavs – you gotta remember that after LeBron’s mailed-in 2007 season, I don’t live-and-die by professional basketball anymore.

Last night was somewhat circular, since it looked like a game right out of LeBron’s 2007 season. “wtf” sums up my thoughts.

Other than the new puppet commercial with the kid from downstairs, this is the best thing to happen all night, and I said it.

I just saw an NBA headline that said “Tracy McGrady has surgery on whole body”.
about 9 hours ago from web

Congrats to the Orlando contingent of @alexiskn, @ColleenBurns, and @jabberjim.

If one or all of you can manage to get Shaq’s nickname back for him, that’d be great. Dwight’s a good guy, but he’s young – I don’t think he understands what he’s done here.

I actually cringe when they play the theme during the game. This is becoming a major blemish on some otherwise impossibly rounded shoulders.

Final note on the season – @ColleenBurns won the contest, because she sent me pictures AND called me after the game.

That’s how you get that trophy!

@alexiskn came in second because she’s a cute girl, and @jabberjim was disqualified because he’s a dude. There are no prizes for anyone.

Word up – let’s hear it for Dwight and LeBron rooming together at big man’s camp this summer. I’m available for jump-hook consults.

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  • daniel
    a verga hawoard es mejor
  • I for one am glad the NBA is not rigged.

    Was totally hoping LeBron-Kobe would not meet in the finals.
  • Wish
    What if LeBron turns into Dominique Wilkins instead of Michael Jordan? That would be a shame. They need to get the guy some serious help.
  • ahhh what a great season! LeWho was just tired though, im sure carrying an entire team on your shoulders can weigh u down sometimes ;o)

    and if it makes either of you feel better, i remember calling Brian, not quite sure of the convo BUT i do remember ur voice being hottt but i am offended that you said "What are you doing calling me?" like I wasn't allowed or something. LAME! ;o)

    Alexis I love you !
  • Greg Odens tonsils
    Dwight Howard has impossibly large shoulders that dwarf his seemingly petite head. Its crazy.
  • one of my goals in life is to squeeze Dwight's shoulders. not even kidding.
  • His ears are tiny. At least they look tiny. Pretty sure they're the size of dinner plates in real life.
  • WOOOO!!!!
    obvi the LeBrons didn't play too well... kinda couldn't believe Magic were up 8-12 (or 21...) the whole game, but it definitely saved me lots of anxious nail-biting!

    i'm also a little offended that MY friend Colleen didn't even call ME after the game!! all i got were texts (yes, multiple) that only said "omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg" .... hrumph. i suppose i'll forgive it, Miss Burns.
  • That's all the phone call was if it makes you feel any better.
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