LeBron, Dwight Howard, Trophies

(If any of you were wondering, this was Allef’s final act of the season.)

Say what you want about the Cavs – you gotta remember that after LeBron’s mailed-in 2007 season, I don’t live-and-die by professional basketball anymore.

Last night was somewhat circular, since it looked like a game right out of LeBron’s 2007 season. “wtf” sums up my thoughts.

Other than the new puppet commercial with the kid from downstairs, this is the best thing to happen all night, and I said it.

I just saw an NBA headline that said “Tracy McGrady has surgery on whole body”.
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Congrats to the Orlando contingent of @alexiskn, @ColleenBurns, and @jabberjim.

If one or all of you can manage to get Shaq’s nickname back for him, that’d be great. Dwight’s a good guy, but he’s young – I don’t think he understands what he’s done here.

I actually cringe when they play the theme during the game. This is becoming a major blemish on some otherwise impossibly rounded shoulders.

Final note on the season – @ColleenBurns won the contest, because she sent me pictures AND called me after the game.

That’s how you get that trophy!

@alexiskn came in second because she’s a cute girl, and @jabberjim was disqualified because he’s a dude. There are no prizes for anyone.

Word up – let’s hear it for Dwight and LeBron rooming together at big man’s camp this summer. I’m available for jump-hook consults.

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