Kobe Bryant, Chris Bosh, The Shyness Having

By Brian On February 3, 2009 · 38 Comments · In Blogs, Celebrities, Cleveland Cavaliers, Girls, NBA, Poetry

Personally, I like the version of Kobe that goes out and scroes* 61 in The New York City.

He’s more dramatic, he’s more angry, he’s more exciting, and he has one less Andrew Bynum. Refreshing is the word to describe him.

How fun that the Cavaliers play the Rnaptors tonight, being that all the word is running around that Chris Bosh will not re-sign in 2010.

Look – I don’t care if he’s already denied it with great anger, or that it was Stephen A Smith who made it all up. This is just the type of thing that takes someone like me and gets them all excited.

How about Sasha, Hickson, and Wally, plus a draft pick or something?

Finally, this one is for these people right here. A special poem, just for them.

By the way, all of my poetry is to be read out loud, with either a hushed English accent, or a booming English accent. Preferably both.

And somehow I missed the entire concept of how pretty Carrie Underwood is. Like obviously I knew who she was and stuff – it’s just like I never really looked at her before.

* I like “scroes” – I’m keeping it.

Greg Odens tonsils

Carrie Underwood is a vegan. Tony Romo dumped that for Pigetha Simpson.
Greg Odens tonsils

Carrie Underwood is a vegan. Tony Romo dumped that for Pigetha Simpson.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-roberge/a-statistical-guide-to-hi_b_160042.html Bob (aka Tom)

You know what, F*ck Kobe Bryant dropping 61 at the Garden. F*ck you, Kobe.
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

You know what, F*ck Kobe Bryant dropping 61 at the Garden. F*ck you, Kobe.
Greg Odens tonsils

F*ck you, Kobe? Really?
Greg Odens tonsils

F*ck you, Kobe? Really?
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Some respect for the game of basketball is in order.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Some respect for the game of basketball is in order.
TVBrain

Old LeBron woulda' gone in there and tried to beat it next week. New LeBron would rather sit out the fourth quarter.
TVBrain

Old LeBron woulda' gone in there and tried to beat it next week. New LeBron would rather sit out the fourth quarter.
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and watch Mean Girls on his portable DVD player.
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and watch Mean Girls on his portable DVD player.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

New LeBron has an iPod Touch and watches movies during the 4th quarter. This is his true motivation.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

New LeBron has an iPod Touch and watches movies during the 4th quarter. This is his true motivation.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Oops you beat me tooz it.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Oops you beat me tooz it.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-roberge/a-statistical-guide-to-hi_b_160042.html Bob (aka Tom)

I am a Knicks fan – would you want him disrespecting your hallowed arena in such a fashion?
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

I am a Knicks fan – would you want him disrespecting your hallowed arena in such a fashion?
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Mike D'Antoni was really excited after the game because he loves lots of points.
http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com Brian

Mike D'Antoni was really excited after the game because he loves lots of points.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tom-roberge/a-statistical-guide-to-hi_b_160042.html Bob (aka Tom)

When I first saw the score, I thought, “Wow, we only lost by nine.” But that mild pride evaporated when I had to see a five-minute montage of him scoring – the spin move on the left side of the foul line was just silly.

He was really, really mellow after the game. I miss Jordan's bravado.
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

When I first saw the score, I thought, “Wow, we only lost by nine.” But that mild pride evaporated when I had to see a five-minute montage of him scoring – the spin move on the left side of the foul line was just silly.

He was really, really mellow after the game. I miss Jordan's bravado.
http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

Meh, I miss the old, “I'm terrified to be on American Idol, why do you people keep voting me through for another round? End my suffering!” Carrie Underwood. The new one is a little too polished for my liking.
http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

Meh, I miss the old, “I'm terrified to be on American Idol, why do you people keep voting me through for another round? End my suffering!” Carrie Underwood. The new one is a little too polished for my liking.
Greg Odens tonsils

Carrie Underwood is a vegan. Tony Romo dumped that for Pigetha Simpson.
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

You know what, F*ck Kobe Bryant dropping 61 at the Garden. F*ck you, Kobe.
Greg Odens tonsils

F*ck you, Kobe? Really?
http://brian23.com Brian

Some respect for the game of basketball is in order.
TVBrain

Old LeBron woulda' gone in there and tried to beat it next week. New LeBron would rather sit out the fourth quarter.
Name

and watch Mean Girls on his portable DVD player.
http://brian23.com Brian

New LeBron has an iPod Touch and watches movies during the 4th quarter. This is his true motivation.
http://brian23.com Brian

Oops you beat me tooz it.
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

I am a Knicks fan – would you want him disrespecting your hallowed arena in such a fashion?
http://brian23.com Brian

Mike D'Antoni was really excited after the game because he loves lots of points.
http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

When I first saw the score, I thought, “Wow, we only lost by nine.” But that mild pride evaporated when I had to see a five-minute montage of him scoring – the spin move on the left side of the foul line was just silly.

He was really, really mellow after the game. I miss Jordan's bravado.
http://mcbias.blogspot.com mcbias

Meh, I miss the old, “I'm terrified to be on American Idol, why do you people keep voting me through for another round? End my suffering!” Carrie Underwood. The new one is a little too polished for my liking.
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