UPDATE: I’m in surgery Friday morning, so there will likely be no post. While I’m gone, please give me your best @jerryricetwo impression about anything.
(My Shaq-to-Cavs thoughts are the first comment.)
My favorite person on Twitter, @jerryricetwo, went and saw Transformers 2 what seems to be at least 14 times yesterday, and I’ve reprinted some of his his Tweets/thoughts here.
@anguaa I BEEN AT GOBOTS 2 ALL DAY!!! LOL!!! mah tummy hurt from all dese popcorns
SHIA GO TO BOOTY COLLEGE!! LOL!!! DAT BOOTY GOBOT DOPE!!!! wanna do kissin on dat gobot
THEM GHETTO GOBOTS TRANFORM INTO BABY DADDIES?!?! WHAAAAAAAAATTT???? goin see dis again
@CraigSharp GOBOTS 2 DA BOMB!!!! LOL!!! word up bro
@cjrider HEY BRO WHERE DAT DELETED SCENE WHERE GHETTO BOTS PLAY HOOPS?!?! LOL!!! on blueray word up
@trilby_dare YO YOU WANT TO GO ON DAT KISSING DATE WIT ME
LOL!!!! brb
DEM GHETTO-BOTS DA BOOOOOMB!!! DONT GIVE DEM NO BOOKS!!! LOL!!!
KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHIN ON OPTIMUS!!!! LOL!!!! go shia get dat booty babe omg lookit DAT BOOTY smh
@cascandar YO YOU WANT TO GO ON A ICE CREAM DATE WIT ME
OMG NOW SHIA AND BOOTY BABE IN TROUBLE – GOBOTS IS MAAAAAD!!!! move yo bootys!!!! LOL!!! best movie
NOW MORE GOBOTS?!?!? LIKE FIDDY GOBOTS IN DIS MOVIE!!!!! LOL!!! denzel lovin it too
@cascandar GIMME DAT SLUSHIE IN A CUP!!! LOL!!!
SHIA LOOK OUT LOL!!!!! omg more gobots comin?????? LOL!!!!!
@19jms CHAD AINT GOT NOTHIN ON SHIA AND DEM GOBOTS!!! dis da best movie wtf
@alexiskn GIRL DIS MOVIE SOO GOOD!!! ALL DEM GOBOTS GOIN CRAZY ON DIS BOOTY BABE!!!! LOL!!! goin get mo popcorns brb
SHIA LIKE DAAAAM GOBOTS I GOIN TO CLASS NOW STEP OFF!! LOL!!! so good
@DrewGooden YO WHERE DAT MOHAWK GO??!? GIMME BACK MAH CELLY!!! missin yo birfday
I like everything he says here, although I have no idea if I agree with any of it with regard to the movie. There were lots of attractive girls at Shia’s college – that’s like so true.
Did you see Transformers 2? What do you think about Shaq-to-Cavs? Would you go on an “ice cream date” with me if asked?
(Do a nice thing for yourself and check out the first 55 pages of my book, Prelude to a Super Airplane for free by clicking here. WORD UP.)
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YO I WAS IN MINNESOTA CHESIN DEM BOOTY BABEZ AND BRETT FAVRE WAS LIKE RUBIOOOOOOO!!!! LOL wtf
YO I WAS IN MINNESOTA CHESIN DEM BOOTY BABEZ AND BRETT FAVRE WAS LIKE RUBIOOOOOOO!!!! LOL wtf
YO, CAVS DRAFTED A CONGOBOT IN ROUND ONESIE!
YO, CAVS DRAFTED A CONGOBOT IN ROUND ONESIE!
oh snap, the lakers are the greatest team ever.
sorry that CLE will never win a championship ever :/
oh snap, the lakers are the greatest team ever.
sorry that CLE will never win a championship ever :/
Word up my eyes are so blyrry I cant see much so I wll assume it's hilatious whatever is said. Thanks!
Word up my eyes are so blyrry I cant see much so I wll assume it's hilatious whatever is said. Thanks!
Word up my eyes are so blyrry I cant see much so I wll assume it's hilatious whatever is said. Thanks!
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