Isiah, Yoked, Walmart

(From what I saw, the Cavs didn’t look half bad against the Celtics last night, despite the loss.

Disclosure: I only watched the first half, and then got bored. NBA…I don’t think we’ll ever truly be “together” again.)

I predicted the Knicks would be a storyline to watch this season, and as you may or may not know, this is already true, because fired-but-still-on-the-payroll-in-vague-manner coach Isiah Thomas is all wrapped up in some kind of pill-taking controversy.

He OD’d on sleeping pills, claimed it was actually his daughter despite loads of evidence, blah blah blah. This is the best part.

[Police Person] said the 911 call made late Thursday from Thomas’ multimillion-dollar home in the Purchase section of Harrison went first to state police, then to Harrison. Harrison police on patrol nearby got to the scene first, saw a 47-year-old man on the floor and went into “standard operating procedure,” Hall said.

Isiah live in a section of town that’s a verb. And that section of town is in a town named after a famous Han Solo actor.

I don’t know why this isn’t a bigger part of the story. Maybe the election coverage is impinging on the investigative reporting?

In the 2GG intro post, TVBrain referred to me as “yoked”.

While I initially thought this meant “with inner egg”, I realized that would’ve been “yolkened”.

The Urban Dictionary defines yoked as, “well muscled; powerfully built.”

Well, nobody panic, cause I won’t be yoked if I have too many more days like yesterday.

By my count, I had 4 granola bars, 5 protein bars, a cheeseburger, a corn dog, tator tots, onion rings, a McRib, a medium fry, half a box of crackers, and I think that’s it.

I feel like I’m maybe four minutes from a heart attack this morning.

Not only is that a tremendous amount of garbage, but I haven’t had anything but water, tuna, cucumbers, and protein powder for like 6 weeks.

You might say my body feels like it just consumed massive amounts of poison, or a pumpkin knife poison salad, even. At least I didn’t have any energy drinks.

My mind is pretty shot, but not shot enough to know it was wrong to return most of the props to Walmart yesterday, as well.

One of these was one of those sauna suits that comes in the little box? Like seven bucks in the sporting goods section?

Like when asked if it was used, the answer was no, even though the real answer was yes?

If you’re in Dallas and you’re shopping for a sauna suit at Walmart, you may want to pass on their selection?

And if you buy a fake tree at Walmart in Dallas, it was probably in 2GG?

(Clint Eastwood’s new film looks awesome – not The Changling, but Gran Turino. That character could totally be Two Gun Guy’s dad.)