In Challenge and Defense of Ben Wallace

Hey so Jeff at Celticsblog officially declared that all Celtics fans have to cease calling me a fraud.

My friend Ben Cox interviewed someone who did steroids once, and all baseball players who say it’s useless lie.

Here’s a Becky chat to fill some space.

The start is missing because we were talking Lost and it’s out of context and would just be weirder than the rest of it already is.

Becky: I don’t know if anyone else would appreciate it
Becky: We’re a sick sort

Brian: Yeah true
Brian: I just like jokes SO MUCH

Becky: Jokes are radical

Brian: You’re not insomniac are you?

Becky: I don’t sleep more than a few hours at a time
Becky: Been waking up to random tapping noise that I can’t place
Becky: It is driving me slowly insane

Brian: I didn’t know this
Brian: You are like the raven and his nevermore issue he had

Becky: Are you meaning the telltale heart?

Brian: The one where the bird is like tapping on his window going CAW! CAW!

Becky: If I knew what it was I would be okey with it
Becky: But I can’t figure it out
Becky: And it’s intermittent
Becky: Not in any set intervals
Becky: It might eventually cause me to kill myself I think lol

Brian: CAW! CAW!

Becky: No no
Becky: Lub-dub
Becky: Lub-dub
Becky: Like the beating heart
Becky: Is a better poe-nalogy for this
Becky: F’sho

Brian: Did you see that trailer for Ace Ventura Jr
Brian: Direct-to-DVD

Becky: Ugh
Becky: No
Becky: That sounds like an abortion of a film

Brian: Fat kid doing Jim Carrey impression – insulting

Becky: I’d rather sit awake a full night listening to random tapping than watch that

Brian: What was his catch phrase in those?

Becky: Alrighty then?

Brian: Yeah yeah the kid says that like it’s the big moment in the trailer

Becky: My sadness
Becky: I have it

Brian: Let me see your sadness

Becky: :(

Brian: Wow

Becky: Sad, right

Brian: There it is
Brian: Yep

Becky: I ain’t neva lie

Brian: I have a cardboard cutout of Jay-z in my room it scares the crap out of me every night

Becky: I have a lifesized Shaq at home
Becky: His head is above my door

Brian: Cardboard or real shaq

Becky: When I was away at school my sister needed her door open so she could see Shaq watching over her
Becky: Neither
Becky: Wall poster

Brian: I have a Richard Gere Fathead also

Well, the Cavs got blown out last night, and luckily I’ve been more or less disconnected from this team since they didn’t try in that Washington game like two months ago.

After 2006, I kinda have them on a thin rope or however that is supposed to be said.

At least Ben Wallace is only out for 4-6 weeks and not forever – maybe he and I can be interested again for the Playoffs.

Last thing – by my determination, there are 6 of you who haven’t bought my book yet. wtf is wrong with you people? Email me and I’ll give you a special code.

I want 100% sale rate of people on this site, so I can move on to other sites like in Risk.