I was informed that my last post on how to use Twitter changed the lives of up to 64 people.
They were all afraid of Choo-Choo the Murderer, and now? They’re free and easy using Twitter, utilizing their fear to enhance the experience.
Equals = having happiness.
What else are people commonly afraid of? Girls, of course. As you well know, Twitter is a wonderful place to meet girls, so allow me to tell you the things I’ve done to successfully do this.
This may turn out to be a series of posts, but let’s start with your initial approach. Here are some that I went with, that were not successful:
@MelissaPR Hey let’s kiss now haha
@JoannaLord Kissy kissy haha c’mon let’s have kissing now lol
@fancyfembot haha now it’s time to kiss!
@h0neyb I am afraid of ghosts haha lol smooch!
@halfbee29 I like dancing! hahaha Okay cool – wanna kiss? :)
By contrast, some openers that have worked for me:
@FollowingBetty Did you see that news about the stock market? We better kiss. thx
@kelliesimpson I am a social media guru. Want to kiss now? thx
@BrokenDoll Hey checked out your website – great stuff. Would like to kiss – let me know? thx
@JessicaDonlon Interesting post re: Obama – will meet up for kissing later? thx
@KeepItClassyJen Looks like you have a great business plan. Kissing sometime perhaps? thx
As you can see, the second set of approaches start out with an intelligent statement of some kind, and then you ask about having some kissing. I think this, in addition to thanking the girl, is key.
I can’t assure you of the same results I’ve had, but I can promise that you’ll get a reaction of some kind, and learning to interact is a step in the right direction.
Let me know how it goes, and remember, fear ain’t nothing but a number or something. thx
