How To See In the Dark After Eating a Whole Box of Honey Nut Cheerios Before Bed

February 6, 2013 by Family Google

new turtlecallsI ate an entire box of Honey Nut Cheerios before bed the other night, resulting in a massacre of horrific dreams.

The following gchat with my mom only explains one of them.

me: i had a dream last night that dad was in charge of a scam to steal $4M from an insurance company

mom: Awesome – did he succeed?

me: i don’t know i woke up and was sweating and then stubbed my toe and fell into my closet

mom: lol – seriously?

me: yeah and when i fell i was like whoaaaaaoaaa and i think i woke up the dogs that live in the apt of the guy upstairs

mom: lol lol lol…is your toe ok?

me: it was funny because then i was like ugh shut up dogs i can’t sleep
me: i don’t know about my toe i haven’t looked at it yet

mom: Do you have a nightlight in your room? :)

me: no but i bought this new phone charger and it has a little blue light and it’s pretty much like a lamp lol

Do you like how my mom is an aggressive loler.

Please don’t take my HNC consumption as sign I’ve lost my health and fitness enthusiasm – it was actually an experiment related to something I’ll never tell anyone about.

Are you intrigued on a scale of 1-10.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Felinda-Bullock/624400293 Felinda Bullock

    10. I am mostly intrigued because I have actually also eaten a whole box of Honey Nut Cheerios before bed, which is pretty embarrassing when you get asked the following morning “Hey, what happened to that box of Honey Nut Cheerios we bought last night?”

    Fortunately, the fact that there were Honey Nut Cheerios laying all over the floor made it easy to blame the cats, except it was harder to explain why the empty box was neatly folded and hidden under an empty box of Oreos, double stuffing.

    Hope your toe feels better soon, and wow! That’s an awesome idea about using your phone charger light as a lamp. Tell your mom she did a great job raising a brilliant son.