I ate an entire box of Honey Nut Cheerios before bed the other night, resulting in a massacre of horrific dreams.
The following gchat with my mom only explains one of them.
me: i had a dream last night that dad was in charge of a scam to steal $4M from an insurance company
mom: Awesome – did he succeed?
me: i don’t know i woke up and was sweating and then stubbed my toe and fell into my closet
mom: lol – seriously?
me: yeah and when i fell i was like whoaaaaaoaaa and i think i woke up the dogs that live in the apt of the guy upstairs
mom: lol lol lol…is your toe ok?
me: it was funny because then i was like ugh shut up dogs i can’t sleep
me: i don’t know about my toe i haven’t looked at it yet
mom: Do you have a nightlight in your room? :)
me: no but i bought this new phone charger and it has a little blue light and it’s pretty much like a lamp lol
Do you like how my mom is an aggressive loler.
Please don’t take my HNC consumption as sign I’ve lost my health and fitness enthusiasm – it was actually an experiment related to something I’ll never tell anyone about.
Are you intrigued on a scale of 1-10.