How To Make a Joke Happen

A lot of times people want to know about how my jokes get here and that’s why you’re about to get a lesson and the lesson is about that.

First things first, put on your Pink music about how you’re comin’ up and your Kei$ha song about tick tock clocks and that way you feel festive no matter when your birthday is.

Make whichever one you like more be the louder one.

Okay time to break it down. Here is today’s example joke for you.

Is Itchy Shoulder a real disease or is this pharmacist being a clever jerk again
about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android

There is some quick hahaha there about the silly Itchy Shoulder disease and that is the easy part.

Go ahead and try one.

Good job Andy on yours!

The frosting is the casual implication the joke does about how I do all of these things though:

1) go to the medicine pharmacies to get free medical advice
2) do that thing in the middle of the night
3) have a repeat advice session from a pharmacy captain who I know has done a trick on me before
4) show begrudging respect at the captain with my admission statement that their tricks are clever
5) admit all of this in a way that is not embarrassed

See how there is something for everyone and that means layers of joke.

Okay crank your fun tunes and get to work. Don’t use Muse again Linda that’s why nobody thinks you’re funny!