How to Create Indie Film Titles

(Joe, you win the free copy of Prelude to a Super Airplane from the other day for your awesome picture shown to the right.

Shoot me your address and I’ll get it out to you Mon or Tues. Thanks again for the pic – it made me do laughing.)

I’ll admit it – I’ve been sitting on this post for awhile. Perhaps to publish on a day when it’s an almost-holiday, or my mind is just tired from surgery, and jokes/thoughts (Nay, and as such, “joughts”. Tempest.) are not free-flowing.

Anyway, the following are things one of my toddler-aged nieces said. These were spouted right in a row, in about a minute and a half, and they’d all make great titles for deep and/or quirky independent films.

There Is A Ball in the Car
I’m Swording Myself
Fishing Pole Okay
Mickey Doesn’t Want to Wear a Shirt
Throwing In the Secret Garden
Doors Close Forever
I Did It With My Bat
You Know What a Bat is For
Take Home the Ball
It is Not Tired
Here’s My Socks and Shoes
Let’s Look Out the Window
Take Me Outside First

Any joughts?

You have any good indie film titles you can throw back at me?

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