How Lost Ends (Spoiler Free)

If you haven’t noticed, I’m a Lost enthusiast, and based on this week’s episode, I’m now positive of how it ends.

I took to IM with this anonymous “Girl” in order to lay out my theory.

Since this is just an educated guess that uses my charm and intelligence to happen, it’s technically not spoilers.

Brian: I loved when claire was trying to kill kate and sayid was just watching like “hmmm that is interesting” lol

Girl: Omg claires wig kills me everytime

Brian: It’s like they just set it on her head
Brian: And like also kate’s wig

Girl: Is it a wig?

Brian: Yeah she keeps it in her backpack
Brian: We never see it I just think it’s there

Girl: LOL
Girl: Lol omg

Brian: That’s how the show ends

Girl: We finally see the wig

Brian: She puts on a blond wig and swims away
Brian: Hurley is like “who’s that” and charlie’s ghost is like “dunno mate some blond lass”

Girl: Lol does charlie pop up from the water or is he on land

Brian: He’s sitting on Jacob’s shoulders – it’s the twist

Girl: Oh ok

Brian: I know you hate when I do this but this is very much going on my blog lol

Girl: Uuughhh lol

I asked her afterward to hop on the phone – I needed to confirm that the last thing she said there is indeed pronounced, “Ooooog-hehhhhh”.

It is.

I’m pretty sure my current run of Dick Vitale Fatheads are gone, but keep sending the ideas – I may get more, who knows.