Being that I’ll be in Dallas for Halloween, I’d better not be what I usually am, which is “Obnoxious Cowboy”.
I’m already 100% sure I’ll be shot while I’m there simply from stray fire from the varmint hunters, and I don’t think I should do anything to encourage additional shootings.
As such, here is a list of alternative costumes that can make for both a unique look and a fun evening. Please let me know which I should go with:
1) A Chair
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That’s all I’ve got so far – I guess I’ll update it as I think of more ideas. I don’t know if it can get cooler than that, though.
In other news of Saturday morning, I took a hot shower, just to see what would happen.
I hated it – first of all, you’re standing there waiting for the water to heat up, which takes awhile. Then you just kinda move slower in there, because you’re not getting pounded with cold water.
The worst thing, though? After about a minute and a half, I couldn’t breathe right. Seriously – it was like standing in a really humid Ohio summer day, and it was horrible.
I tried to manage for another 2-3 minutes. Keep in mind with a cold shower, I’d already be halfway dry by now.
So after a little more torture, I finally relented and turned off the hot water, and the cold felt great – it was like being released from a bear trap or something.
Anyway, I got out, and of course the mirror is all fogged up, so I can’t do my flexing session right away.
All in all, the hot shower was a terrible experience, I’m never doing it again, and I just cut myself for about 45 minutes over the whole thing.
Finally, it’s really sad that Paul Newman died, but if one more person comes up to me and says, “I’m even more sad than Robert Redford,” I’m gonna pop.
There’s no way you’re more sad than Robert Redford about this. First of all, they were in movies together, which means they were best friends in real life.
Secondly, Robert Redford is an actor, which means even if he seems not as sad as you, he may just be acting not as sad to help others stay strong.
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