Take a look at this, but moreso, look at this one.

(Don’t look at this – it’s not one of those; it’s some kind of monstrosity.)

Thank god someone was paying attention to the 2015 looming on the calander.

That second link is real in two years, and it’s all good to go. Five years will be tight to develop a nationwide sky-highway network, but if there’s anything that’s gonna pull America out of this rut, it’s that.

We’re supposed to be about innovation, not throwing good money after bad.

I’m looking at you, GM. We should be letting you go bankrupt instead of bailing you out.

You’re pathetic – instead of fixing your business model to work in 2009 (as opposed to 1956), you’re spending millions of dollars on a pr campaign to convince the government to give you a massive donation.

Are you a bum?

Coming back full circle, flying cars will fix everything, and I don’t even know why.

Even though I’m almost sure a flying car collision/accident will kill you five different ways, if those flying cars don’t hit the two year target for reality, I’m going to cut myself more than anyone has cut themself ever.

I’m running short on time, but I just now found out Barack Omaba is an on-and-off smoker.

You know how I feel about those animals – this is probably the worst thing I could hear about the man. I’m torn.

One last quick note, in case you ever doubted my NBA savvy – I’m not the only one who thinks Joe Dumars isn’t actually all that great of a GM.

I’ll try and post tomorrow, but I’m doing actoring for most of the day, and I can’t tell you how excited I am to be in a “show up, say lines, leave” scenario for once.

(Thanks to Hack a Day for the flying car links.)

 
  • Boney

    yeah, because Bill Simmons is the be all end all of basketball knowledge.

    from now on, I’m going to basketbawful for basketball knowledge and funny pictures

  • Boney

    yeah, because Bill Simmons is the be all end all of basketball knowledge.

    from now on, I’m going to basketbawful for basketball knowledge and funny pictures

  • admin

    Finally.

  • admin

    Finally.

  • bubbles

    I love how Simmons name-drops every chance he gets.

    What a bag of douche.

  • bubbles

    I love how Simmons name-drops every chance he gets.

    What a bag of douche.

  • Boney

    we need to work on our relationship admin..

    we really do

  • Boney

    we need to work on our relationship admin..

    we really do

  • admin

    But it’s worked beautifully for three years now – you say something snotty and then I pretend I didn’t catch on to the sarcasm.

  • admin

    But it’s worked beautifully for three years now – you say something snotty and then I pretend I didn’t catch on to the sarcasm.

  • Skot

    Re: Obamarlboro – I know how you just looooove us smokers.

    Therefore I promise you that I will quit when WSM II electric Riggsaroo starts shooting.

  • Skot

    Re: Obamarlboro – I know how you just looooove us smokers.

    Therefore I promise you that I will quit when WSM II electric Riggsaroo starts shooting.