I never thought one of my texts could top that one about leaves, but this happened today.
The hardest part about this post was deciding whether the preceding text needed inclusion, or if mine was funnier without any context.
I realize the other text also lacks context – stop being a nag and enjoy the holidays.
If I had all my texts still I’d have so many. lol
(Additional debate was had over the “lol” at the end of the previous sentence. I know you think I don’t put thought into this stuff, but I do.)
(I hope this doesn’t pull the curtain back too far.)
(There’s been much agony over all these parenthesized paragraphs. #moses)