Eddy Curry, Vanessa Hudgens, ESPN.com

By On January 13, 2009 · 16 Comments · In Girls, Misc, Movies, NBA, Twilight

(I yanked this off my old website. I have to admit, that was pretty good joking arounding.)

Well, if you haven’t read, Knicks center Eddy Curry is the latest in a single line of professional basketball players to be embroiled in a gay sexual harassment lawsuit.

I wasn’t going to even mention this, but then I read the following, which apparently came out of Eddy’s mouth during his advance-making on the guy:

“Look at me, Dave, look.”

Eddy was standing naked in his office when he said this, covered in Pringles. What’s even more amazing is the fact that the guy is only asking for $98,000.

My ongoing affair with hating everything Twilight has taken a turn for the confused, as Vanessa Hudgens has possibly been cast in the sequel as a werewolf.

I know this makes me a bad person, but I love this girl.

I LOVE HER.

There are two websites I’m currently having issues with – one is the ALL-NEW ESPN DOT COM. As not seen below, rolling over the upper button immediately initiates a large drop-down menu that covers up the button I really want, ie “NBA”.

I simply don’t have time to be precise enough with the mouse to avoid this. Please fix it.*

The second website is my own. As you can see below, WordPress has a “turbo” button in the upper right corner. I’m afraid to click it.

Anyway, I’m going to see Clint Eastwood Bullies Asian Kids – be back later with an engrossing and amazing interview with myself.

*This is twice today I’ve demanded others fix their websites to suit my needs.

 
  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Is Vanessa Hudgens that girl with the face and hands?

  • Greg Odens tonsils

    Is Vanessa Hudgens that girl with the face and hands?

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    ESPN’s redesign is the work of the devil. Auto-start video is a terrible, terrible thing for those of us at work, and it took quite a bit of digging around to find a way to disable it. I’m sure lots of people simply don’t go there during work hours. Excellent move, ESPN. And yes, that drop down box is quite annoying. All I want to click is that little NFL or MLB button there, and they know I must want to or they wouldn’t have put it there, but then that stupid box!

    Also, Eddy now disgusts me off the court as well. He and Randolph, over the past few years, have made some of the dumbest fouls at the worst possible times I’ve ever seen.

  • Tom

    ESPN’s redesign is the work of the devil. Auto-start video is a terrible, terrible thing for those of us at work, and it took quite a bit of digging around to find a way to disable it. I’m sure lots of people simply don’t go there during work hours. Excellent move, ESPN. And yes, that drop down box is quite annoying. All I want to click is that little NFL or MLB button there, and they know I must want to or they wouldn’t have put it there, but then that stupid box!

    Also, Eddy now disgusts me off the court as well. He and Randolph, over the past few years, have made some of the dumbest fouls at the worst possible times I’ve ever seen.

  • admin

    How, Tom?! How is this video disabling done?

  • admin

    How, Tom?! How is this video disabling done?

  • http://preludetoapretentiousreview.blogspot.com/ Kingsley Le Corbusier

    You have to have an account, log in, and search in the depths of your personal settings – way deeper than your favorite 19 teams in the scores of sports they claim to cover adequately.

  • Tom

    You have to have an account, log in, and search in the depths of your personal settings – way deeper than your favorite 19 teams in the scores of sports they claim to cover adequately.

  • Scottie

    Your “Share/Save” button does the same thing, covering up the link to read long posts “after the jump”. If my mouse wanders over the button, I want to cry a little.

  • Scottie

    Your “Share/Save” button does the same thing, covering up the link to read long posts “after the jump”. If my mouse wanders over the button, I want to cry a little.

  • admin

    Let me see what I can do about that in terms of putting some more space in there.

  • admin

    Let me see what I can do about that in terms of putting some more space in there.

  • San Dova

    Yo!

    Why don’t you just do this, Brian: save http://www.espn.go.com/nba/index/ as a favorite?

    That’s what I do, and I never have to do that option.

  • San Dova

    Yo!

    Why don’t you just do this, Brian: save http://www.espn.go.com/nba/index/ as a favorite?

    That’s what I do, and I never have to do that option.

  • San Dova

    Or this: http://espn.go.com/nba/index

    (no “www.”)

  • San Dova

    Or this: http://espn.go.com/nba/index

    (no “www.”)