(This blog called Steady Burn caught wind of some WSM? rumblings, saying it appears to be a “sort of irreverent and haphazard production”. If that’s not accurate, I don’t know what is.)
So I’m supposed to be writing exactly what you want me to for the next 12 posts, plus Becky will be 13.
But…I haven’t been able to work out since the surgery. All I can do is take these 30 minute walks that do nothing. My brain is days away from complete shutdown.
Wednesday I’m cleared to at least go on the elliptical machine, and that should spur genuine sweat/breathing/heart-rate acceleration – hopefully things start functioning again.
In the meantime, what more could you want than @jerryricetwo?
YO MAH PICTURE A BOOTY HELICOPTER NOW!!! LOL!!! say a voicemail at it
DAM JUDE LAW GET OUT MAH SOFA wtf bro this night over
JUDE LAW THINK HE ON CSI MEAN HE SLEEPIN ON MAH SOFA?? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? brb
@trilby_dare YO I PUT SKY CAPN ON DAT TV AND JUDE LAW GOT OUTY FIVE MAH SOFA LOL!!!! omg he still drunk
DIS JUDE LAW AINT MAH FRIEND EVER AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOO
Is Jude Law actually inside his sofa, or is that just the slang/vernacular? Even I don’t know.
JRtwo’s like my little personal Pinocchio – I just want him to be a real boy. :(
How would you go about getting a passed out Jude Law off your sofa? If these jokes were exactly the same, but I didn’t reveal that they actually came from Twitter, would that solve GOt’s problem? Answer all these questions for me – mah life!
(Follow me on Twitter here. This page has a new picture of my shoulder.)
