Devin Harris, Nacho, Holly Madison Dancing

As you’ll read below, I’m seriously like out of words.

I’ve been finishing something furiously while doing other things concurrently, and thus even my Twitter has been pretty empty this week.

I just have no more words, let alone jokes.

So like hopefully this weekend is a no-words weekend, and I can find some new words and jokes.

Below, read all kinds of stuff, like how Dwight Howard could’ve successfully used the Superman thing if he really insisted on being that lame, my top three desired Dancing With the Stars contestants, why things are weird in BlackberryLand, a shocking development in YAYsports! history, and how Devin Harris’s new nickname is already like meta all over the internet.

Brian: Yikes someone wants to buy the yaysports domain

Becky: What!!!
Becky: Who
Becky: Why
Becky: How!

Brian: I dunno someone emailed me and asked if they could buy it
Brian: I told them to make an offer but it’s just for the domain not the content

Becky: Why wouldn’t they just go for yaysports.net
Becky: Or some such biz

Brian: Maybe someone wants to start a sports blog and they think it has value

Becky: How odd
Becky: Don’t sell for less than $500,000!
Becky: Could you put all your archives elsewhere
Becky: I still need those posts!

Brian: Yeah I was going to move them over to [redacted] at some point anyway.
Brian: Wanted to organize all the archives better and get the WSM stuff all in good shape for historicals

Becky: Mamba time
Becky: True it’s the origin story
Becky: Yayy

Brian: Yesssss
Brian: That first orange roundie pic still makes me laugh

[ed. note: As you can see in the link, the picture isn't even there, but even then I noted to myself I had created something with legs. This is why those archives are important historicals, and why they need to be cleaned up. I have the pic on my hard drive, but it didn't survive the server move.]

Becky: The initial mamba jokes were hilarious

Brian: Yes cause Kobe was so vulnerable back then

Becky: He was such an enigma
Becky: To explain it all with a silly cartoon snake was so fitting and awesome

Brian: And the blog world was still somewhat sparse too

Becky: I don’t really remember

Brian: Do you still keep any of your blawgs

Becky: Nopers
Becky: I considered it
Becky: Starting up again
Becky: But then twitter happened

Brian: Ahhh are you friends with Twitter

Becky: I really only needed to blog to have a platform to bitch about all the insufferable morons I deal with on a day-to-day basis
Becky: I can do it just as easily on twitter
Becky: Without having anything of substance to say

Brian: I wrote the post this morning like ended up trimming like 3/4 of it away because it all seemed uneccessary
Brian: I am joked out baby

Becky: You’re just too darn funny
Becky: That must be el problemo

Brian: Between PTSA and [redacted] I am tapped out of jokes

Becky: And los tweetos

Brian: Yais
Brian: Even that I am Tweeted out – no month words
Brian: Dammit MO
Brian: Mo words

Becky: Month Williams

Brian: That is his name in BlackberryLand
Brian: Holly Madison going on Dancing With the Stars is the best thing to happen to me ever I think

Becky: Cuz she’s hot?
Becky: When does it start
Becky: I actually have to watch this season

Brian: Yes next to Posh Spice there could be no better choice
Brian: Why do you have to watch

Becky: 8:11:05 PM
Becky: Wtf
Becky: LT
Becky: That’s my man
Becky: “LT” inserts the current time, eh
Becky: Good to know

Brian: BlackberryLand is ca-razee!
Brian: LT
Brian: Hmm it did not do it for me

Becky: Space bar after
Becky: Bc I was typing “LT baby”

Brian: Yike it didded it!
Brian: Why would someone need that chat function

Becky: I don’t think anyone would
Becky: Really

Brian: YT will tell you what time it was yesterday

Becky: TT is tomorrow’s I guess

Brian: That doesn’t work on mine

Becky: Tooo bad

Brian: Audrina from the Hills would be my other Dancing pick – probably after Posh Spice

Becky: Ew
Becky: Rilly?

Brian: Yeah but she would be great on that show
Brian: It’s not just about like typical hotness

Becky: Well I’ve never watched it
Becky: So I’ll defer to you on it

Brian: You should do a liveblog

Becky: Of the dancies?

Brian: Yeah

Brian: You can be like 8:17 step step step turn twist dip step dip step step lift ta-daaaaa!

Becky: No then my shameful secret that I cannot dance would be revealed!

Brian: That show is like family friendly softcore porn
Brian: Wait until you see

Becky: Pshhhh
Becky: Hardcore or bust
Becky: No pun intended!

Brian: No it’s great there are like these Communist chicks and they’re like slinking around all LT
Brian: In their little outfits

Becky: Wait
Becky: I missed it
Becky: What are we using LT for
Becky: And if you want softcore porn, why not like…watch softcore porn?

Brian: Because like I don’t know
Brian: And LT is like for everything like when the Soprnaos want you to forget things

Becky: No
Becky: Thou shalt not besmirch his LTness
Becky: Any more than that hack Tomlinson has already done anyway

Brian: Him and Dwight Howard should have a party where they be lame together
Brian: Like you don’t see Katy Perry call herslef The Material Girl right
Brian: I feel like if I just typed that I’m gay but it was the first analogy that I could figure out
Brian: I told you I’m short on words

Becky: No, that was a good one
Becky: Or like if John Cena started calling himseld “Hollywood”
Becky: …
Becky: Yeah the Madonna one was better

Brian: If he had been smart he wouldve done Superboy and teamed up with Shaq on some kind of campaign where kids like it

Becky: Well like
Becky: Something else
Becky: You’re not gonna “boy” yourself
Becky: But Flash really worked for Wade

Brian: I wouldve been endeared by the respect to Shaq
Brian: And it wouldve been about earning the name and the eventual handing down like the Man is a title
Brian: And then one day Dwight would hand it to LeBron Jr
Brian: Or another boy

Becky: Eh
Becky: Would have preferred something originalish

Brian: Yeah me too but if he insisted on a large superhero…
Brian: I thought he shouldve tapped his religious fervor and be The Messiah
Brian: Or something totally random and plant it with a blogger so it seems organic and then when they ask what it means you’re like “think about it” which inspires discussion

Becky: Yeh but then he knocked up that cheerbabe
Becky: Like sasha did w/the machine

Brian: Yeah because god wanted him to
Brian: We should be NBA image consultants I swear to the Messiah
Brian: Give us any mid-level player and decent funding we could have everyone talking about them in two months time

Becky: All you need is one little thing to run with
Becky: And it can be completely fabricated

Brian: Yeah exactly – I had one guy actually that was perfect but it fell apart. I have thought of this before you know.

Becky: What guy

Brian: [redacted]
Brian: Perfect because he’s good but low profile so you can totally do anything with the personality

Becky: I want devin or brook to tweet so I can tell them how much I loooooove them

Brian: Do you want to do kissing with them

Becky: No
Becky: More like high fiving
Becky: And general innocuous cavorting

Brian: What’s that like hanging out and being all YEAH WE ARE FRIENDS!!

Becky: Yup!

Brian: They would like that especially Devin I think
Brian: Oooh he would be a good one to get some marketing hands on huh

Becky: Yeh they’ve been having probs coming up with a super terrific nickname for him
Becky: I think the blur is cool
Becky: But barbosa is the brazilian blur so it’s not really good enough

Brian: Nah it should be Nacho
Brian: It’s perfect lol

Becky: That was my nickname!
Becky: For like a year

Brian: Well now you have to give it to Devin :(
Brian: I’m Tweeting this right now lol
Brian: When I post the chat tomorrow people will go look to see if I Tweeted it and that’s when it gets meta
Brian: Why was it your nickname?

Becky: Because I love nachos
Becky: Duh

Brian: Oh

Becky: I don’t like it for him

Brian: Is that why they call Devin that too

Becky: It is stupid

Brian: Too late it’s already gone meta

Becky: oh man
Becky: This was your first attempt and you blew it!

Brian: All I have to do is get to @the_real_shaq and then it’s meta

Becky: Oh man
Becky: Good luck with that

Brian: Under followers his number says ALL

Becky: He is the king o’ twitter, after all

Brian: Say something funny

Becky: Cooooooties
Becky: I’m much funnier when I’m on the no z’s

Brian: Oh yeah did you get all straightened out

Becky: I’m feeling alright
Becky: Still tired
Becky: My stupid quotient is heightened

Brian: I don’t know that means

Becky: I’m a tard face
Becky: Moomba

Brian: wtf

Becky: I’m all hooped up on easter candies
Becky: Hopped
Becky: Mr. Hooper’s store!
Becky: I just remembered it

Brian: Are you putting Easter in your face

Becky: Quite literally, yes
Becky: I still want my passover song, guy

Brian: Passover In Your Face!

Becky: Passover All Up In Yo Grill

Brian: Gonna put that Passover in your face, it’s Passover in your face!

T-minus like a couple weeks until this blog is just Brian and Becky’s Thoughts About Things.

(Follow me on Twitter here. Follow Becky here.)
(Download the first 55 pages of my epic, pretentious, and stupid book, Prelude to a Super Airplane, here.)