I’ll be very honest and admit I saw Dark Knight four times in theaters – two regular; two IMAX.
I’m also buying the DVD Tuesday, and will probably watch that twice within a week.
Now that it’s officially coming back to theaters (for an Oscar push) in late January, I’m guessing I’ll snag two more IMAX viewings.
That’ll make 8 times I’ll have seen it in 8 months, which sounds like a lot. (The only other movie I’ve seen that many times in so short a time is my own.)
Do the math though, and that’s:
8 divided by 8 = 1
So like, while on one hand, it seems weird to say, “Yeah, I saw that movie 8 times,” on the other hand, if someone was like, “Hey, if you don’t watch this movie once a month for the next 8 months, I’ll punch you hard in the general area of your left cheekbone,” you’d be like, “no problem”.
Right? ‘Cause that doesn’t sound hard to do at all.
On the other hand again, you’re probably wondering why I wrote out “divided by” instead of using “/”.
The reason is simple – I went to public school, and during that public schooling I took what was known as “Algebra 2″ in 10th grade.
After that, I took it again in eleventh grade.
Finally, in 12th grade, I took “Algebra 2″ a third time. You’re probably thinking I was either dumb, or the school’s scheduling system was glitchy.
The truth is, I was home schooled for one day in 8th grade, and during math class, my dad told me the “rotten teachers” at public school would try to make me use “/” instead of the proper “fully written math”.
He told me never to do it any other way. Thus, I failed “Algebra 2″ three times, setting multiple records at my high school.
I also made them all made because I wouldn’t stop putting the quotes around “Algebra 2″. (If it’s not fully written out, it’s not real math, thus the quotes.)
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