So I was back at T-Mobile for plus or minus an hour and a half again lasterday, and the end result is another new Curve, via manufacturer’s warranty.
This doesn’t help me trick anyone into allowing me to have a Storm, but at least my life will be back in order.
Whatever the case, this was 1.5 more hours I got to spend with the lovely and seductive Tara, who describes herself as pretty, bad-ass, and ‘hilarious, dude’.
We shared a lot of secret today – I admitted to never actually eating a baked potato before, to which her immediate reply was, “what about a twice baked potato?”
I sensed she was setting me up for some kind of seduction/humiliation, so I said I’d never heard of such a thing, and accused her of making up fake foods.
Besides, after she asked me the natural next question of whether I thought Keanu Reeves was a good actor, Tara admitted to never seeing The Matrix.
We both admitted this wasn’t possible, and agreed she might not even exist. Whether this was all happening in her imagination or mine was left undecided.
As for the new, poorly reviewed Guns N’ Roses album, I’m really tempted to get it, but it’s not even the real band, and there’s no way it’s better than the new Star Trek trailer, which is already #3 on AFI’s list of greatest things ever.
My brother still hasn’t said anything about it, so I assume he’s just agreeing or dead.
I’m also developing a crush on the female Doodlebop, Deedee. Only when she’s in her Doodlebop makeup, though. She’s no Tara, but I dare you to watch a couple of the videos and not wonder what it’d be like to be her boyfriend.
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