Comments on: Christmas Child (2003) http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/ Brian Spaeth's Dot Com Website Blog Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:08:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brian’s Thoughts About Airplanes » Blog Archive » Twilight, Cameron Richardson, Bush http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-818 Brian’s Thoughts About Airplanes » Blog Archive » Twilight, Cameron Richardson, Bush Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:34:58 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-818 [...] wish I had more to say that was funny, but I think peaked with the Christmas Child, with his pretty eyes and his Christmas [...] [...] wish I had more to say that was funny, but I think peaked with the Christmas Child, with his pretty eyes and his Christmas [...]

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-817 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:18:29 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-817 Yeah, it's kind of like the never-ending story Yeah, it’s kind of like the never-ending story

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9767 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:18:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9767 Yeah, it's kind of like the never-ending story Yeah, it’s kind of like the never-ending story

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-821 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:45:09 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-821 I think "Planet Unhappy" is when the franchise kinda went off the rails, personally. It might be time to reboot the whole thing. I think “Planet Unhappy” is when the franchise kinda went off the rails, personally. It might be time to reboot the whole thing.

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9770 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:45:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9770 I think "Planet Unhappy" is when the franchise kinda went off the rails, personally. It might be time to reboot the whole thing. I think “Planet Unhappy” is when the franchise kinda went off the rails, personally. It might be time to reboot the whole thing.

]]> By: Miss Garrison http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-820 Miss Garrison Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:34:17 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-820 <a href="http://www.skycontrol.net/UserFiles/Image/Airlines_img/200603/200603usairways_psa_smile1.jpg" rel="nofollow">Or so he thought</a>.... Or so he thought….

]]> By: Miss Garrison http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9769 Miss Garrison Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:34:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9769 <a href="http://www.skycontrol.net/UserFiles/Image/Airlines_img/200603/200603usairways_psa_smile1.jpg" rel="nofollow">Or so he thought</a>.... Or so he thought….

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-819 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:43:45 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-819 But Galaxor is Jesus's dad! When Galaxor realizes this, he takes Jesus and Billy to live on Planet Happy with him. But they just can't be happy together. So Jesus and Billy fight, and Billy is banished to Planet Unhappy. But Galaxor and Jesus realize that if they sent all of Billy's followers to Planet Unhappy, eventually he could have a force large enough to take over Planet Happy. So they decide that when people die, if they show off their best Christmas Smiles they can all live on Planet Happy. But Billy goes back to Earth, and he has the best Christmas Smile of them all... But Galaxor is Jesus’s dad!

When Galaxor realizes this, he takes Jesus and Billy to live on Planet Happy with him. But they just can’t be happy together. So Jesus and Billy fight, and Billy is banished to Planet Unhappy. But Galaxor and Jesus realize that if they sent all of Billy’s followers to Planet Unhappy, eventually he could have a force large enough to take over Planet Happy. So they decide that when people die, if they show off their best Christmas Smiles they can all live on Planet Happy.

But Billy goes back to Earth, and he has the best Christmas Smile of them all…

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9768 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:43:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9768 But Galaxor is Jesus's dad! When Galaxor realizes this, he takes Jesus and Billy to live on Planet Happy with him. But they just can't be happy together. So Jesus and Billy fight, and Billy is banished to Planet Unhappy. But Galaxor and Jesus realize that if they sent all of Billy's followers to Planet Unhappy, eventually he could have a force large enough to take over Planet Happy. So they decide that when people die, if they show off their best Christmas Smiles they can all live on Planet Happy. But Billy goes back to Earth, and he has the best Christmas Smile of them all... But Galaxor is Jesus’s dad!

When Galaxor realizes this, he takes Jesus and Billy to live on Planet Happy with him. But they just can’t be happy together. So Jesus and Billy fight, and Billy is banished to Planet Unhappy. But Galaxor and Jesus realize that if they sent all of Billy’s followers to Planet Unhappy, eventually he could have a force large enough to take over Planet Happy. So they decide that when people die, if they show off their best Christmas Smiles they can all live on Planet Happy.

But Billy goes back to Earth, and he has the best Christmas Smile of them all…

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-816 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:08:50 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-816 I think in the third one, Galaxor and the armies of Planet Happy return to try and restore the soul of Billy and his pretty eyes into a new body and together, they'll take out Jesus, so everyone can have their Christmas Smiles again. I think in the third one, Galaxor and the armies of Planet Happy return to try and restore the soul of Billy and his pretty eyes into a new body and together, they’ll take out Jesus, so everyone can have their Christmas Smiles again.

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9766 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:08:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9766 I think in the third one, Galaxor and the armies of Planet Happy return to try and restore the soul of Billy and his pretty eyes into a new body and together, they'll take out Jesus, so everyone can have their Christmas Smiles again. I think in the third one, Galaxor and the armies of Planet Happy return to try and restore the soul of Billy and his pretty eyes into a new body and together, they’ll take out Jesus, so everyone can have their Christmas Smiles again.

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-815 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:54:06 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-815 Now that you mention it, I think I've actually seen Christmas Child 2: Jesus Williams of Plainsville, Iowa, is one of the 17 people left alive. When he grows up, he just can't find his Christmas smile. In a rage, he kills Billy and takes all the credit for saving Earth himself, and then orders everyone to go around destroying all the evidence of the alien attack. He then takes the name "Christ." However, he can't cover up the crater of the explosion in Montana, and when he hears of this, he orders people to go around planting dinosaur bones to come up with an elaborate ruse for why the crater exists. Then he stages an gruesome death to prove to people how great he is. Now he will be the Christmas Child! But one of Billy's children threatens to tell on him! So Jesus comes back to life and kills Billy's children. But then he realizes that if he came back to life, he must have been the Christmas Child all along! He finally finds his Christmas smile. Now that you mention it, I think I’ve actually seen Christmas Child 2:

Jesus Williams of Plainsville, Iowa, is one of the 17 people left alive. When he grows up, he just can’t find his Christmas smile. In a rage, he kills Billy and takes all the credit for saving Earth himself, and then orders everyone to go around destroying all the evidence of the alien attack. He then takes the name “Christ.”

However, he can’t cover up the crater of the explosion in Montana, and when he hears of this, he orders people to go around planting dinosaur bones to come up with an elaborate ruse for why the crater exists. Then he stages an gruesome death to prove to people how great he is.

Now he will be the Christmas Child!

But one of Billy’s children threatens to tell on him! So Jesus comes back to life and kills Billy’s children.

But then he realizes that if he came back to life, he must have been the Christmas Child all along! He finally finds his Christmas smile.

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9765 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:54:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9765 Now that you mention it, I think I've actually seen Christmas Child 2: Jesus Williams of Plainsville, Iowa, is one of the 17 people left alive. When he grows up, he just can't find his Christmas smile. In a rage, he kills Billy and takes all the credit for saving Earth himself, and then orders everyone to go around destroying all the evidence of the alien attack. He then takes the name "Christ." However, he can't cover up the crater of the explosion in Montana, and when he hears of this, he orders people to go around planting dinosaur bones to come up with an elaborate ruse for why the crater exists. Then he stages an gruesome death to prove to people how great he is. Now he will be the Christmas Child! But one of Billy's children threatens to tell on him! So Jesus comes back to life and kills Billy's children. But then he realizes that if he came back to life, he must have been the Christmas Child all along! He finally finds his Christmas smile. Now that you mention it, I think I’ve actually seen Christmas Child 2:

Jesus Williams of Plainsville, Iowa, is one of the 17 people left alive. When he grows up, he just can’t find his Christmas smile. In a rage, he kills Billy and takes all the credit for saving Earth himself, and then orders everyone to go around destroying all the evidence of the alien attack. He then takes the name “Christ.”

However, he can’t cover up the crater of the explosion in Montana, and when he hears of this, he orders people to go around planting dinosaur bones to come up with an elaborate ruse for why the crater exists. Then he stages an gruesome death to prove to people how great he is.

Now he will be the Christmas Child!

But one of Billy’s children threatens to tell on him! So Jesus comes back to life and kills Billy’s children.

But then he realizes that if he came back to life, he must have been the Christmas Child all along! He finally finds his Christmas smile.

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-814 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:05:58 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-814 He was still a baby during the attack I think. I dunno really - they didn't address it in the movie. He was still a baby during the attack I think. I dunno really – they didn’t address it in the movie.

]]> By: admin http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9764 admin Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:05:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9764 He was still a baby during the attack I think. I dunno really - they didn't address it in the movie. He was still a baby during the attack I think. I dunno really – they didn’t address it in the movie.

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-813 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:47:58 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-813 Where is Jesus during all this? Where is Jesus during all this?

]]> By: Mr. Rogers http://www.brian23.com/christmas-child-2003/#comment-9763 Mr. Rogers Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:47:00 +0000 http://madpropstobakedpotatoes.com/?p=208#comment-9763 Where is Jesus during all this? Where is Jesus during all this?

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